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A taste for blood
by Ed Matlack
Tuesday, August 09, 2005
Rated "G" by the Author.
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I have NO idea where this came from, though blood from 1954 ain't bad...

A taste for blood…


Tastes better when hard,

Best watch out for this bard,

He sucks up his own blood,

Eating it like candy,

Finds he does like it, being quite dandy…


Streams from a wound,

Down the leg in a flow,

The more pumps out the more the flow does grow,

More for him to snack on of himself,

Just think of the flow if off he did lose his big toe…


Has to does he await for the clotting,

Till then he can with paper do blotting,

Unusual this poem may be, is realized,

Better to eat the blood before it starts rotting…

          © ed ~ 8/9/05

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Reviewed by Tinka Boukes 8/10/2005
Have you taken the wrong medication???

Yukky!! Bloody hell this is gross...even for you....grrrrr!!

Love Tinka
Reviewed by Roger Ochs 8/10/2005
Vampiric autoeroticism.
Reviewed by J. Allen Wilson 8/9/2005
Ed, you have just taken self sufficiency to a new level.
Reviewed by Alexandre Arnau 8/9/2005
you need to get out more often. like right now. go.

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