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by Ed Matlack
Saturday, August 13, 2005
Rated "R" by the Author.
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I hate the fourth word, but it describes her to a tee!



My boss a ***t,

Reminding me of Allen Funt,

Short in stature appearing of the litter, a runt,

She has all the personality of an ameba,

Wish someone would use her as a football and her punt…


Lied right to my face did she,

Bet to get sex she has to pay a fee,

I at one time did think she was okay,

Now for me to like her, I say absolutely NO WAY…


If I did know of a hex,

I would put it on her next,

Maybe her teeth would fall out,

Or her hair the same,

Maybe I could get Rufuz to bite her,

Though he may get sick, falling out his fur…

            © ed ~ 8/13/05

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Reviewed by Tinka Boukes
Yip she sounds like a bitch to me...!!

Goodluck with tha boss!!

Love Tinka
Reviewed by Roger Ochs
Are you saying that she Can't Understand Normal Things?
Reviewed by William Bonilla
Kool write ED
have you tried sexual harassment
thats a cure all .....LOL LOL

Peace Brother
Reviewed by Duke LaRance
Reminds you of Allen Funt? Including the hairline???!!! This is great!
-- Duke
Reviewed by Sherry Heim
It is never easy working beneath someone who is unfair and downright mean. I hope you find a way to have a reasonable working relationship with her so that Rufuz doesn't have a daddy who is standing in the unemployment line.
Take care,
Reviewed by Andy Turner (Reader)
Do I get a feeling you don't like this lady. Who vex's thee..

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