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A case of extreme tailgating
by Ed Matlack

Sunday, November 20, 2005
Rated "G" by the Author.
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Get off my bumper,

Or so help me I will take a dumper,

You are pissing me off, to close you are,

Stay far away from my car…


You tore up my wittle airplane,

Ain’t you got just a lick of a brain,

Or drinking you are again a bottle of champagne,

Of drinking and flying you need to abstain…

© ed ~ 11/20/05

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Reviewed by Melissa Crosson 11/22/2005
And I'm beginning to wonder why I have ever flown! You find some of the greatest pics!
Reviewed by Kate Clifford 11/20/2005
Oppsies! Wasn't that a party? !!!
Reviewed by Daniel McTaggart 11/20/2005
The sad thing is, the biggest hole is where all the bags of roasted peanuts were kept.
Reviewed by E T Waldron 11/20/2005
Who the falk let that little gnat get next to me;-) lol only in joisey...
Reviewed by Ron (sketchman) Axelson 11/20/2005
Next time let Rufuz fly de plane..
Hope your fine Mr. Ed.......
Reviewed by Tinka Boukes 11/20/2005
That kinda Toadyism will not be tolerated by the big will piss them off BIG TIME!!!!

Love Tinka
Reviewed by Sage Sweetwater 11/20/2005
Mating season for planes caught up in the copulatory tie. Planting the seed for a hybrid baby Cessna-Skyhawk! OH FALK!!! LOL!

Reviewed by Nordette Adams 11/20/2005
LOL. Glad it's not my bill or my insurance problem.
Reviewed by Andy Turner (Reader) 11/20/2005
That plane has a Napoleon complex...
Reviewed by Chrissy McVay 11/20/2005
Ouch! At least they weren't in the air...
Chrissy K. McVay
Reviewed by Mr. Ed 11/20/2005
I really need to drive out to Jersey - you guys seem to have all the fun out on the road.

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