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Record Boobs
by Ed Matlack

Saturday, December 17, 2005
Rated "G" by the Author.
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she has the record,


Sure as hell she is not ignored,


Clothes don’t fit,


Bet though her husband is never bored…


 


When she dies will they cut them off,


In a coffin she will not fit,


Unless she buys a custom model,


Does she in life with those beasts have to waddle…


 


Guinness says they are the biggest,


Not sure if we should consider her blessed,


In a car she needs no airbags,


Personally though I am unimpressed,


Though there is one here that will be quite


                      OBSESSED…!


© ed ~ 12/17/05


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Reviewed by Sherry Heim 12/17/2005
OK, I have big casabas, but those aren't boobs they are udders!!! I bet she hasn't slept on her tummy in years. I will admit that I am looking at her with a different set of hormones than you are, but those are not even close to attractive.

Take care,

Sherry
Reviewed by Ron (sketchman) Axelson 12/17/2005
Well, one way to look at it. That's a
whole lot of area to cover love wise.
I like bo0bs, but get dizzy on top the mountains.
I would hate to be a woman with bo0bs that big.
Of course she was born that way. No woman
wants them that big?
Hee, hee, I may become a leg man........
You have written about boo0bs, and lo0k at
all the comments you got....
Rufuz is probably jealous....
Reviewed by Kate Clifford 12/17/2005
Through a large breast woman I learnt this is a curse. Glad I am small....okay almost flat LOL. Never understood this fasinatintion.....but then I am female looking for different parts LOL.
Reviewed by Karla Dorman, The StormSpinner 12/17/2005
Good God. This poor woman is nuts. Why in the hell would she want 'em that big? Think of her back. Anything bigger than a handful is too much for me......interesting poem, from a man's standpoint, though.

(((HUGS))) an dlove, Karla.
Reviewed by Regis Auffray 12/17/2005
I agree with Chanti. Too gross!!! And I am male. I appreciate your humor, though. Thank you, Ed. I hope Rufuz is keeping you in line. Love and peace.

Regis
Reviewed by ~ Chanti 12/17/2005
To me they look grotesque but I'm not male ;-)
Funny write! LOL
Chanti
Reviewed by Joseph* OneLight*® 12/17/2005
Oh my! Just wait 'til they start sagging ... she'll be trippin' over them. LOL

Love & Light,
Joseph
Reviewed by Jerry Bolton (Reader) 12/17/2005
Be like trying to suck on a beachball.
Reviewed by Tinka Boukes 12/17/2005
Holy booby moses can this be for real???

I am sure Ronny would love this pic...lol!!

Those are back breakers....yukky!!

Love Tinka
Reviewed by Carolyn Red Bear (The Bear Paw) 12/17/2005
Ain't going to get around those...uhhhh.... words.... :' I wouldn't want to be the one wearing them....even if just for show... oh, the back pain....
In Spirit,
Bear
Reviewed by Andy Turner (Reader) 12/17/2005
Thanks for the mammoth mammary's.....
Reviewed by Mr. Ed 12/17/2005
I'm sending your name to Guiness as 'The Most Obsessed Man' in New Jersey. Look for your Certificate in the mail soon!
Reviewed by Steve Patterson 12/17/2005
just perhaps, you are booby trapped.

god, i ould hate to be on the bottom.
TX
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