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DICK taters
by Ed Matlack

Thursday, December 22, 2005
Rated "G" by the Author.
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Saddam should be fried,

No one for Hitler cried,

Napoleon had fleas,

Why else was he always scratching,

About the stomach & above the knees…


Castro has been around for ever and a day,

Qaddafi has hidden himself in fear away,

Tojo ruled but four short years,

Ending his reign in atomic tears…


Brezhnev ruled with a hammer and sickle,

Marcos and wife collected shoes,

Benito ruled Italia longer than Adolph,

With any dick tater, the people are in a pickle…


No burning in effigy should they be subjected,

Fry them all in grease, make sure they are affected,

None of these were in any way elected,

None should be by the world court protected,

Maybe they should while still alive and breathing,

Be stretched out on a cold table and with no anesthesia,


© ed ~ 12/21/05

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Reviewed by Robin Adams 12/22/2005
LOL!! The truth hurts (them at least).
Reviewed by E T Waldron 12/22/2005
Write on warrior you tell it well!;-)
Reviewed by Elizabeth Taylor (Reader) 12/22/2005
Saddam should be muzzled at his own trial.
Reviewed by Kate Clifford 12/22/2005
You say a lot when you share such thoughts! :-)
Reviewed by Tinka Boukes 12/22/2005
Yes.yes.yes... minusBalls pickle!!

Love Tinka
Reviewed by Lori Moore 12/22/2005
Reviewed by Jerry Bolton (Reader) 12/22/2005
When you are right, my man, you are right. Torture should be a requirement when terrorist are caught.
Reviewed by Mr. Ed 12/22/2005
With any dick tater, the people are in a pickle…

One hell of a pickle, I'd say, old friend.

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