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Lost & Found
by Ed Matlack

Thursday, December 22, 2005
Rated "G" by the Author.
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LOST: ONE MUSE,


Only slightly used,


A few dents,


Reward if found,


Only a few measly cents…


 


FOUND: ABOVE MUSE,


Apparently did not take any abuse,


Went out and got itself a couple tattoo’s,


Bought some booze,


And a few pair of new shoes…


 


My muse has since returned,


Hope during its hiatus something it learned,


I guess I was really not that concerned,


Though for a day or so there,


I thought it did of me spurned…


© ed ~ 12/22/05


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Reviewed by Tinka Boukes 12/23/2005
Well done!!

Love Tinka
Reviewed by E T Waldron 12/23/2005
is that the cigarettes or the man you found;-) Clever word play mr ed!Hey Rufuz see that you and your dad have a merry Christmas with no bah humbug!;-)Woof W00f!
Love,
Eileen
Reviewed by Mr. Ed 12/23/2005
Glad you found your muse - but if you posted that 'Found' sign, I'd really like my cigs back - I'm almost out, it's snowing, and the Little Woman is refusing to go to the store for me. Bummer. Can you possibly Fed Ex them - right now??!!
Reviewed by Jerry Bolton (Reader) 12/23/2005
Welcome home.
Reviewed by Andy Turner (Reader) 12/22/2005
Now what is it about women and shoes shoes shoes and thousands of more shoes?
Reviewed by Elizabeth Taylor (Reader) 12/22/2005
Clever, Ed. About the pic...
Say...do you know those ciggys are $35 a carton here in AZ.
According to weight, they are more expensive than gold.
Reviewed by Sage Sweetwater 12/22/2005
Hea, I like this, Ed! I put the word out a couple of days ago. But I was advertising for a new muse for you. One showed up for her interview and said she could not tolerate dogs! So I booted her ass to the curb. Rufuz, I put in the add, "Wanted: a muse who likes to play with balls and fetch a log!" Don't know what this muse that showed up at my crib thought that meant! Good to see you back in biz, Ed!

Sage
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