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Lost & Found
by Ed Matlack
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Only slightly used,

A few dents,

Reward if found,

Only a few measly cents…



Apparently did not take any abuse,

Went out and got itself a couple tattoo’s,

Bought some booze,

And a few pair of new shoes…


My muse has since returned,

Hope during its hiatus something it learned,

I guess I was really not that concerned,

Though for a day or so there,

I thought it did of me spurned…

© ed ~ 12/22/05

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Reviewed by Tinka Boukes
Well done!!

Love Tinka
Reviewed by E T Waldron
is that the cigarettes or the man you found;-) Clever word play mr ed!Hey Rufuz see that you and your dad have a merry Christmas with no bah humbug!;-)Woof W00f!
Reviewed by Mr. Ed
Glad you found your muse - but if you posted that 'Found' sign, I'd really like my cigs back - I'm almost out, it's snowing, and the Little Woman is refusing to go to the store for me. Bummer. Can you possibly Fed Ex them - right now??!!
Reviewed by Jerry Bolton (Reader)
Welcome home.
Reviewed by Andy Turner (Reader)
Now what is it about women and shoes shoes shoes and thousands of more shoes?
Reviewed by Elizabeth Taylor (Reader)
Clever, Ed. About the pic... you know those ciggys are $35 a carton here in AZ.
According to weight, they are more expensive than gold.
Reviewed by Sage Sweetwater
Hea, I like this, Ed! I put the word out a couple of days ago. But I was advertising for a new muse for you. One showed up for her interview and said she could not tolerate dogs! So I booted her ass to the curb. Rufuz, I put in the add, "Wanted: a muse who likes to play with balls and fetch a log!" Don't know what this muse that showed up at my crib thought that meant! Good to see you back in biz, Ed!

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