Lost & Found
by Ed Matlack
Thursday, December 22, 2005
Rated "G" by the Author.
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LOST: ONE MUSE,
Only slightly used,
A few dents,
Reward if found,
Only a few measly cents…
FOUND: ABOVE MUSE,
Apparently did not take any abuse,
Went out and got itself a couple tattoo’s,
Bought some booze,
And a few pair of new shoes…
My muse has since returned,
Hope during its hiatus something it learned,
I guess I was really not that concerned,
Though for a day or so there,
I thought it did of me spurned…
© ed ~ 12/22/05
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|Reviewed by Tinka Boukes
|Reviewed by E T Waldron
|is that the cigarettes or the man you found;-) Clever word play mr ed!Hey Rufuz see that you and your dad have a merry Christmas with no bah humbug!;-)Woof W00f!
|Reviewed by Mr. Ed
|Glad you found your muse - but if you posted that 'Found' sign, I'd really like my cigs back - I'm almost out, it's snowing, and the Little Woman is refusing to go to the store for me. Bummer. Can you possibly Fed Ex them - right now??!!|
|Reviewed by Jerry Bolton (Reader)
|Reviewed by Andy Turner (Reader)
|Now what is it about women and shoes shoes shoes and thousands of more shoes?|
|Reviewed by Elizabeth Taylor (Reader)
|Clever, Ed. About the pic...
Say...do you know those ciggys are $35 a carton here in AZ.
According to weight, they are more expensive than gold.
|Reviewed by Sage Sweetwater
|Hea, I like this, Ed! I put the word out a couple of days ago. But I was advertising for a new muse for you. One showed up for her interview and said she could not tolerate dogs! So I booted her ass to the curb. Rufuz, I put in the add, "Wanted: a muse who likes to play with balls and fetch a log!" Don't know what this muse that showed up at my crib thought that meant! Good to see you back in biz, Ed!