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Don't Doo'd It!
by Karla Dorman, The StormSpinner

Thursday, December 29, 2005
Rated "G" by the Author.
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Happy New Year. :)

what do i have to do?
                    dance naked under flood-colored skies
                    that tease us with empty promises
                    but shunt the moisture farther east
                    (where they don't need it, mind you)
                    and fail to deliver the relief
                    needed in my own backyard?

bet that will get their attention.

                                                      of course, if i do that, there will be
                                                      a deluge of comments to spare you
                                                      the indignity and to put my clothes
                                                      back on ... and i'd hate to wind up
                                                      on the 11 o'clock news in my birthday
                                                      suit (not a pretty picture).  it's just
                                                      the fact that it's been so ... dry.

never mind ... it was just a thought.   

(c) 2005, Karla Dorman.

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Reviewed by Regis Auffray 1/1/2006
Ya gotta do what ya gotta do, girl. Merci, Karla. Amour et paix. Ton ami de la C-B, Canada,

Reviewed by Karen Lynn Vidra, The Texas Tornado 12/30/2005

Interesting write, very well done! BRAVA!

(((HUGS))) and much love, your twin, Karen Lynn. :D
Reviewed by Mr. Ed 12/30/2005
You have some very interesting thoughts, Karla!
Reviewed by Ed Matlack 12/29/2005
And a very interesting thought at that...if you do this please send me a pic, I think I have just the poem to put it with...uh oh...Ed
Reviewed by Carmen Ruggero 12/29/2005
This is wild, Karla!

Carmen :-)
Reviewed by E T Waldron 12/29/2005
Karla this is fantastic! Love it! You are a hoot and a holler!;-)
Think I'll try it to stop the rain here and send it there!;-)

Reviewed by Jerry Bolton (Reader) 12/29/2005
I guess Marie Laveau didn't come through for you guys. Sorry, I tried.
Reviewed by Elizabeth Taylor (Reader) 12/29/2005 go girl!
Reviewed by Sage Sweetwater 12/29/2005
Bare-ass Naked Ladies! I will rain to see that!

Reviewed by Tinka Boukes 12/29/2005
Interesting one Karla!!

Love Tinka

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