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Case of Baskets
by Ed Matlack
Sunday, January 01, 2006
Rated "G" by the Author.
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Thanks Eileen, I think...?



Not a basket case,


Now I may be insane,


So better you should brace,


For I am most definitely a thorough disgrace…


 


How many make a case,


A dozen or twelve of same,


Now you can tell for sure how I am insane,


A basket case I may be, or so you may claim…


 


So when you discuss,


Don’t allow your dog to cuss,


For to do so he then must,


Allow to release his internal rust…


© ed ~ 1/1/06

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Reviewed by Jerry Bolton (Reader) 1/1/2006
There's a bunch of crazy nuts running arond here, I'm goneeeeeeeeee!
Reviewed by Tinka Boukes 1/1/2006
okay you are the basket...Eileen the case...and me the Nut filling that empty space!!

Love Flaky-Tinky
Reviewed by E T Waldron 1/1/2006
That's a much nicer basket than the one I had in mind;-)

surely you don't think that I was too ubkind
Just letting the blind lead the blind

now your as confused as me in this comedy
heehee
Reviewed by Duke LaRance 1/1/2006
My dogs tend to internalize, although the cats are particularly foul-mouthed. There's no doubt about my basket status....



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