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Case of Baskets
by Ed Matlack
Sunday, January 01, 2006
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Thanks Eileen, I think...?

Not a basket case,

Now I may be insane,

So better you should brace,

For I am most definitely a thorough disgrace…


How many make a case,

A dozen or twelve of same,

Now you can tell for sure how I am insane,

A basket case I may be, or so you may claim…


So when you discuss,

Don’t allow your dog to cuss,

For to do so he then must,

Allow to release his internal rust…

© ed ~ 1/1/06

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Reviewed by Jerry Bolton (Reader) 1/1/2006
There's a bunch of crazy nuts running arond here, I'm goneeeeeeeeee!
Reviewed by Tinka Boukes 1/1/2006
okay you are the basket...Eileen the case...and me the Nut filling that empty space!!

Love Flaky-Tinky
Reviewed by E T Waldron 1/1/2006
That's a much nicer basket than the one I had in mind;-)

surely you don't think that I was too ubkind
Just letting the blind lead the blind

now your as confused as me in this comedy
Reviewed by Duke LaRance 1/1/2006
My dogs tend to internalize, although the cats are particularly foul-mouthed. There's no doubt about my basket status....
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