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Antediluvian Antihistamine
by Ed Matlack

Sunday, January 01, 2006
Rated "G" by the Author.
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I freely admit,
I make about as much sense,
As standing on my head,
To take a big SH**...

Still works,

Following a few jerks,

Seemingly with no quirks,

Not sure yet what are the perks…


Sinus headaches a botheration,

Passed down from an Atlantian nation,

Under the waves they did sink,

Sure took care of any corpse’ that did stink…


Cephalalgias hurt a great deal,

Better to take aspirin with a meal,

You may find from this that your brain will reel,

So what if I write so incongruously surreal…



No pain is suffered on this end,

Except when my body does bend,

My head only throbs when on I cannot get my Depends,

Then is when I do take my antediluvian liquid-filled horse pill,

Thankfully herein, THE END...

© ed ~ 1/1/06

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Reviewed by Tinka Boukes 1/2/2006
:) good luck!!

lol at Jerry yip!!

Love Tinka
Reviewed by Sherry Heim 1/1/2006
LOL at Jerry!! Those meds make me feel uncomfortably funky...I always did prefer the illicit ones; they just seemed to be more predictable and a lot more fun.
Take care,
Reviewed by Jerry Bolton (Reader) 1/1/2006
Oh, I think we are smoking the same stuff, Edward.

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