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I love to give Daddy the tongue...by Rufuz
by Ed Matlack

Tuesday, January 03, 2006
Rated "G" by the Author.
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He comes home after a long hard day,


I talk to him and we play,


I really do enjoy as well to give my daddy the tongue,


For when it comes to my big red tongue, I really am hung…


 


He giggles and says my whiskers do him tickle,


My daddy is really something so greatly fickle,


He laughs with me and grabs my teeth,


I even let him tickle me and scratch my “pickle”…


 


He has me on a diet now,


All I can say is, I guess, Wow,


He makes really good dinners for me,


As a doggie chef he is the best can’t you see…


 


If I don’t finish my dinner,


To the stray cats it goes, so I get thinner,


He feeds me more than enough,


He really does not make me in any way, gruff…


© RUFUZ ~ 1.4.2006


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Reviewed by Karla Dorman, The StormSpinner 1/4/2006
LOLOLOLOL! Rufuz, you bad! LOLOLOLOLOL!

(((HUGS))) and love, Karla.

But what a great poem!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Reviewed by Elizabeth Taylor (Reader) 1/4/2006
ROFL
Reviewed by Tinka Boukes 1/4/2006
In my next life I wanna be a dog treated like you Rufuz!!

Great Job Ed!!

Love Tinka
Reviewed by William Bonilla 1/4/2006
Ed
This a great write
A joy to read, I'll read it to my grandkids
Sounds like a kids book
I see you spoil your buddy too
But don't tickle his pickle, too many times......LOL

William ......Peace Brother
Reviewed by Henry Lefevre 1/4/2006
Which one gets spoiled the most?
Reviewed by Sue Hess 1/4/2006
great
Reviewed by Jerry Bolton (Reader) 1/4/2006
All of us dog lovers understand this one.
Reviewed by Andy Turner (Reader) 1/4/2006
It's a dogs life...
Reviewed by Mr. Ed 1/4/2006
He's fickle, and he likes to tickle your pickle??!!!

PS Did he buy that Michigan City blanket for you? We seem to be missing one just like it! But since you use it, Rufuz, we won't make a fuss.
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