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by Steve Patterson

Friday, January 06, 2006
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( the following is a recap of a conversation i had with my boss this morning, poetically (somewhat). he's leaving on a 2 week vacation & tonight i finish up an 8 days (nights) straight of working graveyards. Boss said he'd been in this job for 10 years & he'd never found anyone who could last for more than 5days (nights) without "bugging out". i just told him i appreciated the overtime. helaughed.)

It's Friday!

come Saturday
i get ta' play

3 nights, 4 days
no work come my ways

me say...
"Boss, thanks for the time away"

He say...
"what can i say?
you earned it"

me say...
"No Shit!!!
i burned it"

He say...
"8 nights, that's Frights"

me say...
"got that Rights!
hey, Boss...?"

He say...

i say...
"What Is DayLight?"
i'm at a loss."

He say...
"just the opposite of Night"

i say...
"That Bright?"

He say...
"got that Right"

i say...
"So Much Light?"

He say...
"say that you might"


it's Friday!!!
come Saturday
i Play!!!

just sumpin' ta'' Say
just wordPlay

just sumpin' to Write
waitin' for DayLight

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Reviewed by Tinka Boukes 1/6/2006
Enjoy your time off Cowboy!!

Love Tinka
Reviewed by Ed Matlack 1/6/2006

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