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Some days you are the dog, some days you are the fire hydrant…
by Ed Matlack

Tuesday, January 10, 2006
Rated "G" by the Author.
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Just keeping you all up to date and I can keep my hand in as well...

Today I was the fire plug,

Or on the windshield a bug,

Was a day to fill my drugs,

A kind of a day it was I could really use a hug…


The doctor did stretch me,

My back out of shape, you see,

For a time the pain did dissipate,

Though not for long, my pain did return,

Wish forever it would just abate…


My hair today was cut short,

My day being so bad I do not wish to purport,

Just wanted you to know how my back I did contort,

Rufuz was out for a ride as well,

Today he did with me cavort…

© ed ~ 1/10/06

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Reviewed by Karla Dorman, The StormSpinner 1/11/2006
((((((HUGS))))))) from a fellow fire hydrant. :) Enjoyed this one, and pray it gets better.

Love, Karla.
Reviewed by Tinka Boukes 1/11/2006
Awwwwww....hopefully you feel better by now!!

Love Tinka
Reviewed by Danielle Mundy 1/10/2006
:( HUUUUUGGGGGGSSSSSSSSSS!!!!! I'm sorry you're not feeling well Ed...get lots of rest and make sure Rufuz gives ya the good drugs *wink* *wink*
Reviewed by Lori Moore 1/10/2006
I hope your feeling better soon and that Rufuz is taking good care of you.
Reviewed by Jerry Bolton (Reader) 1/10/2006
Hell, my lungs are kicking my ass as I sit here too. Emphesyma is no joke. Make thst two fire hydrants.
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