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A Man's Remote...
by Ed Matlack

Thursday, January 12, 2006
Rated "G" by the Author.
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My Christmas present I did not get,


I thought that maybe I might still yet,


Even if sent without a box,


All I did get was a stocking full of black rocks…


 


If you do study the remote itself,


You will find it could not be left on the shelf,


For on my shoulder does reside my lil’ devilish elf,


He says to use it to its furthest degree,


And use it fast, as it has a very short term guarantee…


 


Maybe next year, my gift I will receive,


Even if of this gift you do not believe,


I will beforehand stock pile batteries,


Plenty then I will possess,


Then my desire to run my house I will not have to suppress…


© ed ~ 11/12/06

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Reviewed by Regis Auffray 1/13/2006
I wonder what a woman's remote might look like. Thank you for sharing your gift of humor, Ed. Love and peace,

Regis
Reviewed by Ron (sketchman) Axelson 1/13/2006
Why are the rocks black?
I've seen this remote before..
Reviewed by Jerry Bolton (Reader) 1/13/2006
Yup, I have one of those.
Reviewed by Tinka Boukes 1/13/2006
Oh Boy....hopefully there will be one for woman too...maybe in a different shape to insure no mistakingZZZZZZZZZZZ!!

Little DEVIL YOU!!

Love Tinka
Reviewed by Sherry Heim 1/12/2006
LOL...wait till you see the one she got!!
Take care,
Sherry
Reviewed by Lori Moore 1/12/2006
Lol... Maybe you'll get one for your birthday.



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