Old magazines, already read books,
Toys that gather dust on shelves & nooks,
Old rods, junk in cabinets,
And the ever present fishing hooks…
Get rid of it all,
Send it to the crusher,
Trash it, in cash it, open a store in the mall,
There is so much in here junk,
I feel as though for trash I got a gusher…
So if I don’t use a certain male member,
For 6 months or more I can’t remember,
Was it just this past December,
Or was it as far back as last September…?
Should I get shed of that part,
I use the back regularly when I fart,
In my chest beats a relatively healthy heart,
But between my legs I fear it already did depart…J
© ed ~ 1/14/06
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