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If not used in 6 months, get rid of it...
by Ed Matlack

Saturday, January 14, 2006
Rated "G" by the Author.
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I was going to include a picture with this one, but thought you would know of what I speak...


Old magazines, already read books,


Toys that gather dust on shelves & nooks,


Old rods, junk in cabinets,


And the ever present fishing hooks…


 


Get rid of it all,


Send it to the crusher,


Trash it, in cash it, open a store in the mall,


There is so much in here junk,


I feel as though for trash I got a gusher…


 


So if I don’t use a certain male member,


For 6 months or more I can’t remember,


Was it just this past December,


Or was it as far back as last September…?


 


Should I get shed of that part,


I use the back regularly when I fart,


In my chest beats a relatively healthy heart,


But between my legs I fear it already did depart…J


© ed ~ 1/14/06

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Reviewed by Tinka Boukes 1/15/2006
Oh bigboytalk became smalltalkboy now huh??

Time for a visit to RENE!!!

Love Tinka

Reviewed by Susan Cook-Jahme 1/14/2006
Oh Ed...this is too funny -LOL! Now, six months you say, without block and tackle...what you just said, makes me break out and cackle :0) - BTW if you do'nt use it...loose it...mind you, I'm sure we could find a catheter to make you pee!
Reviewed by E T Waldron 1/14/2006
Where's Rufuz, I want him to bite you where it hurts!

Thanks for the concern;-)Woof

Eileen
Reviewed by Sherry Heim 1/14/2006
LOL...well...just because you haven't been using it for one reason doesn't mean you aren't using it for another...I think it still has a function, but perhaps some of the necessary servicing hasn't been "kept up" as it should have been. It is a real "use it or lose it kind of tool," Ed. You should have read the Owner's Manual.
Take care,
Sherry
Reviewed by Lori Moore 1/14/2006
It only has a 6 month shelf life?
Reviewed by Ron (sketchman) Axelson 1/14/2006
So,it's been over 6 months?
Hang in there middle..
Hows Rufus. Is Ruf used up yet?
Bet not!
Thanks for the chuckle......
Reviewed by Michelle Mills 1/14/2006
Ed, I'd never throw that particular part away. You never know when you might get the chance to use it again!!! Like when you pee...I can always count on you to make me smile. :-) Michelle
Reviewed by Regina Pounds 1/14/2006
oh geeze....at first, I thought you were talking to *me*...clutter, clutter...but then!!! (laughing)

some dilemmas can be amusing if put in such words, yes?

Gina, grinning
Reviewed by William Bonilla 1/14/2006
Funny Dude Cowboy
Loved this one

William .....Peace Brother
Reviewed by Jerry Bolton (Reader) 1/14/2006
Sigh . . .
Reviewed by Kate Clifford 1/14/2006
Ah but you do use it........every day when you go into the bathroom. :-)



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