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TONIGHT by ?? - ALICE THE WESTLEY
by Tinka Boukes

Sunday, January 15, 2006
Rated "G" by the Author.
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TONIGHT by ?? - ALICE THE WESTLEY

 

Are you lonesome tonight
Has your memories gone bad
Please don't be so sad
Cause that makes you so mad
When you hungry and I am not
Tell me dear are you lonesome tonight
Did your fantasy go away
No more lust for me to stay
Tell me dear are you lonesome tonight
Did your memories fade
And it covers your heart in shade
Tell me dear are you lonesome tonight
Is your blood pressure high
Or is it your tie or lie
Don't look so sad
That's making me mad
Does your fantasy fade
Covers your heart in shade
Tell me dear are you lonesome tonight
Close your eyes and you see
And that you will see it's not me
That you are thinking about
Or has your memories fade
Oh! darling I see it's not only me
You thinking about somebody else
Yes there is somebody else on your mind
Menopause is to blame
For this silly old flame ’n game
For you to light up my flame
It's not me you must blame
You must hang your head in shame
Tell me dear are you lonesome tonight
Does your tummy feel tight
Does your memories stray
To that night you cheated on me
So don't take any bet's its for the best
Cover your heart in shame
And I'm tell you now
That old fart you can stay lonely tonight
He was witty and smart
But turns out to be such a cranky old fart
So his gall bladder is gone
And his gout lingers on
Now my memories gone bad
Please don't feel so sad
Are "YOU" lonesome tonight


NB: HAHAHAHA sing along with Elvis's song
or was that Tinka's song...
My memory or is it fantasy has gone "BAD very BAD"


 

Copyright © 2005 (Author unknown) Tinka Boukes
 


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Reviewed by OnepoetGem *the Poetic Rapper 1/17/2006
a bit of humor in there Tink, very creative poeming
Reviewed by Ron (sketchman) Axelson 1/15/2006
No one will ever sing like Elvis could..
Reviewed by Ronald Hull 1/15/2006
Elvis had nothing to do with it.

Ron
Reviewed by Dale Clark 1/15/2006
"Are you lonesome tonight" is that tonight? lol
I can't remember if I was lonely. Good idea eh!
Reviewed by Steve Patterson 1/15/2006
nicely done.
cowboy
Reviewed by Only A Poet 1/15/2006
very clever Lady Tinka, enjoyed
Reviewed by E T Waldron 1/15/2006
Tinka you go girl!;-) Your creativity knows no bounds!

Eileen
Reviewed by Felix Perry 1/15/2006
Toooooooooooooooooo funny Tinka but certainly a ring of truth to it as well. lol

Felix
Reviewed by Paul Berube 1/15/2006
Tinka has entered the room. Well Done.

Reviewed by Alex Nodopaka 1/15/2006
I am glad to see your multilateral growth into so many artistic directions.
Reviewed by Carole Mathys 1/15/2006
This started my day off with a smile!

Carole...love and peace
Reviewed by jude forese 1/15/2006
Elvis would have "reentered the building" to have heard this one ...
Reviewed by Retta (Reindeer) Mckenzie 1/15/2006
Oh Tinka, I loved this! I bet Elvis is smiling from ear to ear, Outstanding!

Reindeer
Reviewed by George Carroll 1/15/2006
Elvis would be laughing in his grave with this rendition of his song.
Reviewed by Sara Coslett 1/15/2006
LOL...Very cute. You do Elvis justice. Good to know you hold the power now. ~ Sara
Reviewed by Jerry Bolton (Reader) 1/15/2006
Elvis is smiling. Or is that a smirk?
Reviewed by Peter Paton 1/15/2006
Very tongue in cheek Tinks
You hit all the right spots !
Love
Peter
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