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She's a Rotten Banana...
by Ron (sketchman) Axelson
Sunday, January 15, 2006
Rated "G" by the Author.
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She is a rotten banana

So glad she doesn't hail from Texarkana

She loves the game; strap on the blow up device

Though she thinks, for her to die wouldn't be very nice

Sucks on her American ice cream
by an American spring

While she sips from her American cup
She thinks, someday her brothers and sisters will get the nerve to blow some Americans up

She rants and raves a lot of untruthful mutter
Hope she gets her ass stuck deep in the peanut butter.

Ron Axelson

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Reviewed by Ch'erie de Perrot 2/22/2007
She can stay outa the Peanut butter....Suck up Vegemite instead LOL
Nutty Poem hehe

Reviewed by m j hollingshead 1/24/2006
thought provoking
Reviewed by Lynn Barry 1/23/2006
Nutty stuff
Can't ever get enough
HUGS, cuzz
Reviewed by OnepoetGem *the Poetic Rapper 1/19/2006
me too Ron, me 3, me 4 , me 5 >>>>>>>>
Reviewed by jude forese 1/17/2006
a most slippery situation ...
Reviewed by Sandie Angel 1/17/2006
A fun and delightful read, Ron! I also love that funny picture. You do these so well.

Lucky Star Sandie May Angel :o)
Reviewed by William Bonilla 1/16/2006
Very funny kool stuff here Ron
Thanks for sharing

William ......Peace
Reviewed by Karla Dorman, The StormSpinner 1/16/2006
LOLOL too hard to review--Ronnie, you are a hoot and a holler! :) LOVE LVOE LOVE THIS ONE__and you most of all. :)

(((HUGS))) and love, Karla.
Reviewed by Karen Lynn Vidra, The Texas Tornado 1/16/2006
You are soooo bad, Ronnie; but this is oh so good! LOL Thanks for the giggle today! LOL Well done!

(((HUGS))) and much love, your friend in Tx., Karen Lynn. :D
Reviewed by Lisa Hilbers 1/16/2006
If you say she's bad, then she must be real bad!
I always enjoy your art and writes...and it's always good to see ya!

Reviewed by Tinka Boukes 1/16/2006
Is she a bahafana-bahafana-babana??

Funny package....Ronny!!

Love Tinky
Reviewed by Bianca Boonstra 1/15/2006
Yikes! I hate rotten banana's. I love your sketch and poem though!
Reviewed by Bennett 1/15/2006
This was very unny and i admire your real art of expression. It was unny and however talented. may the God that I serve bless and keep you in his tender care. For he loves us so much and gives us so many chances to get it together and surrender to him. Since I gave my life totally to him I have been set free from alcohol and the terrible abuse by my adopted parents. This joy that I have today the world didn't give it to me and the world can't take it away. I hope you have or find that.
Reviewed by Sherry Heim 1/15/2006
Smash her before she spoils the entire bunch, that's what I say. Cool drawing and poem.
Take care,
Reviewed by Jerry Bolton (Reader) 1/15/2006
Thirty lashes I say to the wench. There. that ought to calm her down a bit. You lost me a comple of times here Ron. Methinks you might have been talking about a real, honest-to-goodness person that we all know. Huh?
Reviewed by Ronald Hull 1/15/2006
???? I hates rotten nanner on p'butter saniches.

Reviewed by Kay P Devenish 1/15/2006
Yikes Ron...this one is a cheeky one ...slippery as naughty little monkey you...rotten banana poem?Never rotten,any of yours,yummy laughs in this nutty write.(That's peanutty.)
Best wishes always to you and yours
I love the art above...funny.
Best wishes and hugs too
your Aussie fan and pal
Reviewed by Kate Clifford 1/15/2006
If's she has upset you there is no doubt in my mind that she is bad!

Lov ya sweety :-)
Reviewed by E T Waldron 1/15/2006
Hey you, it's about time you shoed up!;-) Good work! love the sketch, you are a hoot! miss you. eileen
Reviewed by Ed Matlack 1/15/2006
Don't know her, but if you say she is rotten, then I say "off with her head"...Ed & Rufuz
Reviewed by George Carroll 1/15/2006
Let's hope the rotten bananas rot but not your beautiful depiction of one on the run. Great work Alex
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