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Ten Days
by G. Rynk

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Be afraid, be VERY afraid...
by Ed Matlack
Wednesday, January 18, 2006
Rated "G" by the Author.
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Enjoy if you will, dislike if you don't, give me your honest statement of fact, and I will appreciate you for you...

Be afraid, be very afraid…!

He’s going to write like he used too,

When first he did join,

Who cares if I speak of scratching my groin,

If I got crotch critters I feel with them like a piece of loin…


He is past worrying about keeping a façade,

Can’t anymore beat me with a rod,

Can’t keep me down,

So what if sometimes I act the clown,

Better that no one goes home with a frown…


Better to sit when reading his creations,

Better not to stand, wouldn’t want you to experience complication,

But to be honest, my friends and enemies alike,

Please don’t for my abilities have any high expectations…

© ed ~ 1/19/06

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Reviewed by Tinka Boukes 1/19/2006
We can only be ourselfs....damn I am Not willing to be someone else....maybe moneywise!!

I love your greenie stinky....funky hippie sense of humor!!

Love Tinka
Reviewed by Ron (sketchman) Axelson 1/18/2006
Tell it like it is Ed......
I like your stuff, or I wouldn't read it..
Merry Christmas.....was I late?
I suggest; be yourself.......
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