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The Finger
by Ron (sketchman) Axelson
Wednesday, January 18, 2006
Rated "G" by the Author.
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I know this is not poetry, but I had to share it.




My wife and I were talking about the woman who got nine years for claiming she had a finger in her chili at a Wendy‘s restaurant..
My 13 year old daughter came in about that time and said, “what are you two talking about?” Amanda my daughter has to always know what's going on.

I told Amanda "a woman got 9 years for putting a finger in her chili at Wendy’s, and

that the woman’s boy friend got 12 years for giving her the finger."

Amanda said, “WHAT!”

I said to my wife, “somehow that didn’t come out right.”

We had a big laugh over it.


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Reviewed by Michael Kersting 8/12/2006
That's a good one,Ron I couldn't stop laughing.I also like your "Spooky Woods Road". Did you really saw the Creature.? Good writing...Mike
Reviewed by Kay P Devenish 7/8/2006
Ha ha ha ha ha ha---remind me never to eat icecream again.
I had not heard that about the finger,yikes,I wont give this cute write the finger Ron----a good one mate!
Love to you and yours always
from
kay
Reviewed by alejapoet@aol.com Bennett 6/15/2006
YOU STILL HAVE ME CRACKING UP AND YOUNEED TO BE IN THE HALLMARK CARDS SO THAT PEOPLE CAN LAUGH MORE. I LOVE THAT CHILI FROM WENDYS IT IS SO GOOD.
Reviewed by Connie Hinnen Cook 4/22/2006
I'm late on this one, but it's still funny.
Made me laugh, Ron! :)
Reviewed by Robin Labenberg 2/12/2006
I think it came out right..smile..You gave me a smile today Ron..love ya!!
Reviewed by m j hollingshead 1/24/2006
good one
Reviewed by Lynn Barry 1/23/2006
YOU ROCK! I love the way you think, funny guy! HUGS
Reviewed by Regis Auffray 1/21/2006
Thank you for sharing your humor, with and artistic talents, Ron. Love and peace to you,

Regis
Reviewed by Bobbi Duffy 1/20/2006
LOL, Sketchman. Isn't parenthood great! I know it sounded strange, but how else could you have said it?

Bobbi
Reviewed by Mary Quire 1/20/2006
LOL Sometimes the facts just aren't the facts...
Reviewed by jude forese 1/19/2006
i think she fingered it out ;)

Reviewed by OnepoetGem *the Poetic Rapper 1/19/2006
that's a pretty good fraction Ron- 9/12, great drawing
Reviewed by Kate Clifford 1/19/2006
Gives me some ideas smiles Killer Kate :-)

Seriously I had heard about this, I suppose most of us had and I thank you for sharing a delightful conversation that you had over it, it left me smiling.
Reviewed by Karla Dorman, The StormSpinner 1/19/2006
LOLOLOLOLOL I almost hesitated to read this, thought that dear Ronnie was going to give us the finger.....thank God, you didn't. What a funny comment...but a tragic story. People will do anything to get rich.....even write. :) Like that's working for either one of us..........LOL

(((HUGS))) and love, Karla.

Good show!
Reviewed by Retta (Reindeer) Mckenzie 1/19/2006
Oh dear, so very funny, oh my, laughing here, That picture just brings it all home!

Reindeer
Reviewed by Phyllis Jean Green 1/19/2006
LOL++++++. Always count on The Sketchman. . .thanks!!~~~>'Pea' <3
Reviewed by Karen Lynn Vidra, The Texas Tornado 1/19/2006
you are too much, ronnie; you are a hoot! LOL well done; thanks for the grins today!

(((HUGS))) and much love, your friend in tx.,. karen lynn. :D
Reviewed by Sue Hess 1/19/2006
just shows you can say something explicitly correct and yet be all wrong. very funny
Reviewed by Tinka Boukes 1/19/2006
Hahahaha....Oh I know the feeling!! today I said to the guy at the Auto store I wanted a set of "mud flaps" for my car....I don't want it hard this time is must be soft and bendable....he started to smile and the next move we all burst out in laughter...as I realized what I just said.....lol!!

Typical Tinky stupidity!!

SmoooooooooOOOOOOOOOoooooocha

Love Ya Tinky
Reviewed by Sandie Angel 1/19/2006
I heard the news about that as well, but I kept wondering whether that was a real finger they had put into the chilly. If it is real, then whose finger was that?

Was it real? Did the boyfriend cut off his own finger to give to her? If this didn't belong to her boyfriend then whose real finger was it? Did they cut off someone else's finger to put into the chilly?

If the finger is not real, then why bother? They should know that they would get into trouble with the law. What a dumb thing to do!!! They both need more than a finger!!!

That was the part I didn't understand - whose real finger was that? Who cut off whose finger?

Lucky Star Sandie May Angel :o)
Reviewed by Ed Matlack 1/19/2006
Whats a finger between friends and better your daughter should think that if someone gives the other "the finger" they can get in big trouble...what with all the problems nowadays from just such a thing...on a similar note, did you know that "the finger" was the OFFICIAL NJ wave...? ;) Ed (ps, who cares if it is poetry or not, when it is funny)
Reviewed by E T Waldron 1/18/2006
That is very funny Ron, but he did get that for giving her the finger;-) hahahaha funny how words meaning can throw you...That sketch ;-)what a finger!!! you da man!

Eileen
Reviewed by Bianca Boonstra 1/18/2006
Bon Appetit...LOL! From now on I'll cook myself.



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