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Hey! Co-Worker!
by Steve Patterson
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(just a bit of a rant & rave. completely species neutral))

Hey! Co-Worker!
you jerker
i scough!
got a little cough...
take the day off

hey! Team-Mate!
why you Always Late?!!!
meetings at 8
add 30 minutes or so
before you show,
as wearier i grow

All Ways...
a reason, an excuse, an Alibi
one i don't buy
i laugh as i cry "Why?"!!!
then i sigh...
"nice Try"

"we're all in this Together"
"thru fair and stormy weather"
"help each other"
OH brother!!!
not another
line to smother

Hey! Co-Worker!
You Jerker!!!

complain about the pay
show up anyway.

your life is rough.
That's tough.
a' that stuff.

do your job.
don't rob.
nor stand around
and hob-knob.
you slob.
stop losin' what i found.

do Your part.
take it to heart.
i'll do mine.
and you might just find
i will be kind.
or at least kinder.
just a reminder...

Hey Jerk!
get to Work!

Carry YOUR Load
Hit The Road!!!

if not...
you'll find i don't got
a lot
of sympathy
in fact,
i will act
like the SOB
i Be

Hey, Co-Worker!
you jerker Off!
i scough.
get to Work
you jerk!!

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Reviewed by Lena Kovadlo
This was definitely catchy. I could picture someone rapping this. It is entertaining.

Reviewed by Tinka Boukes
Olay doing my duty!!

Nice try...and geuss what it!!

You are the rhyming here jumping like a Bob-Job-Cowboy!!


Love Tinka :))))))
Reviewed by Sherry Heim
Sadly, the work ethic continues to decline. Employees seem to think that the business owners should be happy to have them instead of being grateful to have found a job. They possess little integrity, no loyalty and no respect for themselves or for others. It is a sad and all to common scenario.
Take care,
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