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Hey! Co-Worker!
by Steve Patterson
Friday, January 20, 2006
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(just a bit of a rant & rave. completely species neutral))

Hey! Co-Worker!
you jerker
i scough!
got a little cough...
take the day off

hey! Team-Mate!
why you Always Late?!!!
meetings at 8
add 30 minutes or so
before you show,
as wearier i grow

All Ways...
a reason, an excuse, an Alibi
one i don't buy
i laugh as i cry "Why?"!!!
then i sigh...
"nice Try"

"we're all in this Together"
"thru fair and stormy weather"
"help each other"
OH brother!!!
not another
line to smother

Hey! Co-Worker!
You Jerker!!!

complain about the pay
show up anyway.

your life is rough.
That's tough.
a' that stuff.

do your job.
don't rob.
nor stand around
and hob-knob.
you slob.
stop losin' what i found.

do Your part.
take it to heart.
i'll do mine.
and you might just find
i will be kind.
or at least kinder.
just a reminder...

Hey Jerk!
get to Work!

Carry YOUR Load
Hit The Road!!!

if not...
you'll find i don't got
a lot
of sympathy
in fact,
i will act
like the SOB
i Be

Hey, Co-Worker!
you jerker Off!
i scough.
get to Work
you jerk!!

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Reviewed by Lena Kovadlo 3/7/2011
This was definitely catchy. I could picture someone rapping this. It is entertaining.

Reviewed by Tinka Boukes 1/21/2006
Olay doing my duty!!

Nice try...and geuss what it!!

You are the rhyming here jumping like a Bob-Job-Cowboy!!


Love Tinka :))))))
Reviewed by Sherry Heim 1/20/2006
Sadly, the work ethic continues to decline. Employees seem to think that the business owners should be happy to have them instead of being grateful to have found a job. They possess little integrity, no loyalty and no respect for themselves or for others. It is a sad and all to common scenario.
Take care,
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