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e bad
by Ron (sketchman) Axelson

Tuesday, January 24, 2006
Rated "G" by the Author.
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I'ts a lot of trouble to sell on the e place. It's ok for me to buy stuff, but it always cost too much, also it may be something hard for me to find elsewhere.
Some people there are really a trip. I've got 109 posted positive feebacks. Guess I've been lucky so far.

They should call it e bad

the buyers and sellers make me so mad, but

when I make a sell, Iím oh so glad

My description states, if they win more than one bid
Iíll take so much off shipping

still they write me and want more off something

If I start a bid at $0.99 and no more

thatís usually what it will sell for

In their eyes the figure and the card has to be perfect

I strongly specify the toy and package before I post it on the e bad circuit

By the time I pay shipping,, e bay and pay pal get their money,

Iíve made nothing honey.

Beware of the e bad member who has had too many a user name

and the ones with so much negative feedback, because they will set you up for unfair game.

© 1/24 /06
Ron Axelson

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Reviewed by Bennett 6/15/2006
Reviewed by Marilyn Seray 3/7/2006
Hi Ron'
I've missed reading you and laughing at your sketches. I love "e bad", and the names Elizabeth called it.

Hey, you're not gonna believe this. I have on the news and one of the headlines said "buying and selling online" This I gotta see.
Reviewed by OnepoetGem *the Poetic Rapper 2/27/2006
pigs Ron they're everywhere, oinking
Reviewed by Elizabeth Taylor (Reader) 2/26/2006
You can say that again, Ron. They should call it eFraud or eScrew You.
Reviewed by Theresa Koch 2/22/2006
You've said that right Ron!!!

Well done and exceptional art as always~`*
Reviewed by Robin Labenberg 2/12/2006
Ron..This was good..I was on there buying,buying until I realized how much I was saving with all the new clothing I didn't need ...Now I only go on special occasions..
Reviewed by Connie Hinnen Cook 2/5/2006
My hubby loves that place! I'd rather waste my time elsewhere.
But you describe it to a T.
Reviewed by Retta (Reindeer) Mckenzie 2/5/2006
Ah Ron, that place can be a pain in the neck, I couldn't agree with you more!

Reviewed by Lynn Barry 2/2/2006
E-Bad, but U-Good! Love ya, cuzz
Reviewed by William Bonilla 1/31/2006
Thanks for the information Ron
I was about to place a collection of 60's super hero
comic books on e bay
I haven't try them yet
any sugguestion????

Reviewed by Kate Clifford 1/29/2006
I've heard a lot about the big bad bay and well so far have been able to avoid it LOL. Enjoyed your write

Reviewed by SilverCeltic Moon 1/29/2006
LOL. I agree with you Ron. I sold some of my store items on E-bad before and the costs of selling kept going up...some people wouldn't pay until you threatened them...wasn't worth it to me. ;) Loved this poem. ;) Silver
Reviewed by Regis Auffray 1/27/2006
Thanks for the humor, Ron; and the truth. Love and peace to you,

Reviewed by jude forese 1/27/2006
the last two lines are on the money!
Reviewed by Bobbi Duffy 1/26/2006
There are wolves behind many a computer screen. I know I have "met" some of them myself. Enjoyed this very much. Your sense of humor is as sharp as ever.

Reviewed by Andy Turner (Reader) 1/25/2006
LOLOL. My g/f is addicted to buying xstitch mags from there. Yet no-ones stitched her up yet.. OOo i gotta post her some too..
Reviewed by Karen Lynn Vidra, The Texas Tornado 1/25/2006
wonderful advice from the ronster; very well done! love the art, too!

(((HUGS))) and much love, your friend in tx., karen lynn. :D
Reviewed by Karla Dorman, The StormSpinner 1/25/2006
Great advice, Ronnie, and an even more adorable pic...from our beloved Poet/artist!

Love it--and you, most of all--SMOOOOOOOOOOOOOCHIES from Texas!

(((HUGS))) and love, Karla.
Reviewed by Tinka Boukes 1/25/2006 not known with this kinda buzzzzniss....but all I know from a foreigners point of view it can be very costly me thinks!!

SmoooooOOOOOooooChy Luck to you!!

Love TinkY
Reviewed by Mr. Ed 1/25/2006
E Gads, is it that E Bad?! Thanks for the warning, Ron - and for another great sketch.
Reviewed by Ed Matlack 1/24/2006
I have bought a few things for my Jeep and so far have been quite lucky...never met the e-bad side of e-bay...cute and funny one, Ron...Ed & rufuz
Reviewed by George Carroll 1/24/2006
Wow this is an eye opener. I have bought many items, coins, and have had only one bad experience. I was thinking of selling some of my coins but may think twice now. Thanks for the advice. sketch says it all.
Reviewed by E T Waldron 1/24/2006
egads it's ebad! I never could be bothered with it;-)

Good write! Thanks for sharing Ron, great sketch!

eileen x0xox0xox0
Reviewed by Sandi Schraut 1/24/2006
Laughing my socks off, good job!!!!!!!!! Sandi
Reviewed by m j hollingshead 1/24/2006
interesting read
Reviewed by Sandie Angel 1/24/2006
What are you selling over there? What is your ID?

Lucky Star Sandie May Angel :o)

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