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Biker babe
by Ed Matlack
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Just look at those legs,

More than Hillary, she’s got ham & eggs,

Think she does, as far as I am concerned, need to grow up,

Be honest with herself, and the rest of us won’t need to throw up…


I am as well no prize,

But I don’t live with lies,

I cover that which I know may make others puke,

I really hate to of others rebuke,

I just can’t help myself, this picture a fluke…


She’s got guts I must say,

Though hanging out of her shorts like a filet,

Does not seem a good place for her guts to show,

But I guess to some it may be considered a meat lovers buffet…

© ed ~ 1/26/06

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Reviewed by Daniel McTaggart
I think Sports Illustrated need look no further for their next cover model.
Reviewed by Tinka Boukes
No where the hell did you get my picture???

A spitting image of me backside....but I aint blond!!

Love Miss Stinky celibite!!
Reviewed by Only A Poet
oh well my friend, to each his/her own style, at lest we can turn away our eyes if need be LOL.
Reviewed by E T Waldron
You made a good poem out of it. I've seen that pic before and don't think it's legit. I don't believe she would be dressed like that with a jacket on.

Reviewed by Sue Hess
ed, where do you find these things. that is so sad. my sister and i were out in the dakota's one year when the bikers where out there for a big bash and we saw some women who should act their age but none this bad. as an old biker chick myself, who wouldn't be caught dead in something like this, this is too sad to be funny!!
Reviewed by Mr. Ed
WOW! And what a great idea, my friend, if you have the 'guts,' too. Post a picture of yourself in a similar outfit, and everyone in AD can vote on which pic they like better!! Cool!!
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