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I need a NEW drug
by Ed Matlack

Thursday, January 26, 2006
Rated "G" by the Author.
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I was talking to Rufuz about Ed
I can't believe what he said
I guess poor Ed is under the weather
He's feeling worse than a used feather
So I sent him a new pill to take
I hope he doesn't think its a fake;-) 'etw'



 

Depression,

Underappreciated,

Job sucks,

Money worries,

All the above & more,

Maybe it can help me as well not to snore,

Also with my butt I am at war…

 

Can’t eat without getting sick,

No ice cream can I even lick,

Why can’t they make drugs that for me click,

Maybe what I need is to get hit with a flying brick…

 

One more drug on the market,

Another cure for what ails,

I don’t care if it is made from whales,

As long as it works, don’t tell me the details…

 

So please to the companies that care,

Help me and others past this feeling of despair,

I need a drug to help me to just sit here and stare,

Keep me drugged and out of it,

No one will I tell, I make you this oath, I doubledog swear…

© ed ~ 1/26/06



 
 

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Reviewed by Tinka Boukes 1/27/2006
hahahaha....send me those pills Edity and the "Mod Squad" will be in the "frontline" flea league...Madhogg!!

Love Tinks
Reviewed by E T Waldron 1/26/2006
blame Sherry! hehehe hope it helped;-)... hey rufuz tell your dad to swear on himself not use you ,and don't you take any of those pills!lol

eileen
Reviewed by Sherry Heim 1/26/2006
Sorry to hear that you are still feeling...well shall we say...shitty?? I hope you are feeling better soon.
Take care,
Sherry
Reviewed by Jerry Bolton (Reader) 1/26/2006
Huey Lewis might can fix you up.
Reviewed by Ron (sketchman) Axelson 1/26/2006
Sorry, no drug do I have
maybe you can ask old mag..
Hope you feels better without a fight.......
Howl at the mo0n tonight!



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