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Wild Ass
by Leland Waldrip

Saturday, January 28, 2006
Rated "G" by the Author.
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I want some truly wild ass
For Valentines day this year,
Thatíll give plenty of sass
And when I call, get in gear.

Yeah, I want some wild ass,
And now Iíve done confessed,
Before Valentines is past,
To a wild ass kissing contest.

© 2006 R. Leland Waldrip


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Reviewed by Karla Dorman, The StormSpinner 2/10/2006
ROTF, LMWAO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Too-too funny. You da MAN!

(((HUGS))) and love, Karla.

Reviewed by Alexandra* OneLight*ģ Authors & Creations 1/31/2006
LOL!!! Ahem... ahem... well, now... speaking from my experience regarding asses... ahem... which includes the fascinated observation of many of those as they go about their daily routines (asses of many shapes, with different attitudes, coming from various walks or pastures of life)... ahem... aheeeeemmmm... I have to share something I learned: Truly "wild" asses will not willingly welcome kisses; they are very determined, very strong-minded, and sometimes will back when one would expect them to go forward. They will also... kick, when least expected. They're the ultimate s(ass)ies! ;0) And, needs to be admited... they're lots of fun!!! LOLOLOL!!!
(I can't resist it... I'll just have to read this poem to the two little wild asses who live at our yard, Gusta and Benta! They'll LOVE it... and will no doubt wink knowingly... LOL!)
You're the BEST! {{{{{{{{{{{{{{hugs}}}}}}}}}}}}}}}}}
Reviewed by Vesna Vanessa 1/31/2006
LOL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Floored!

still laughing..

Reviewed by Bhuwan Thapaliya 1/29/2006
enjoyed much....BHUWAN!!!
Reviewed by jude forese 1/29/2006
so you always enjoyed kissing asses ;)
Reviewed by Kate Clifford 1/29/2006
Nothing like a wild ass kiss! :-)
Reviewed by Regis Auffray 1/29/2006
Thank you for sharing you wit and humor, Leland. Love and peace to you,

Reviewed by Ronald Hull 1/29/2006
Oh, I thought you were talking about my... Oh, it's about burros... Nevermind. My wild ass will wait...

Reviewed by Tinka Boukes 1/29/2006
You made me smile big time!!

Love the silly side of you!!

Thanks for sharing Leland!!

Love Tinka
Reviewed by C. J. Stevens 1/29/2006
I'd say five - as the last ass referral could be read in two double entendre ways. But if this poem is meant literally, I hope you have plenty of pasture to accomodate these sprightly creatures.
Reviewed by C. McGovern-Bowen 1/29/2006
Well now, this little dittie really kicks ass...
Thanks for the laugh, Leland.
Reviewed by Lisa Hilbers 1/29/2006
Well Leland it's always good to see you..and I'm sure those 'wild asses' feel the same way! lol
Happy Valentine's to ya! Now run out and get ya some chapstick,,you may need it!

Reviewed by Ed Matlack 1/28/2006
Hey, I know two really wild asses, shiver and shake them can do, but they are stubborn too...will keep you busy till next Valentines day they will...ed
Reviewed by E T Waldron 1/28/2006
oh my!Leland... hahahahaha

two double entendre's

two innuendoes

two cheeks and

toooooooooooooo funny;-)!!!

Reviewed by Jerry Bolton (Reader) 1/28/2006
Haha!!! Don't knows about all those entendres, there, Leland, but I think you are onto something. Hell, wild ass for valentines might spread and become a custom. Now see what you have done.
Reviewed by Leland Waldrip 1/28/2006
How many entendres in this little dittie?

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