Does your junk have a travel plan faster than a speeding bullet?

old collectibles. . .
a jaunt to the good will store. . .
some stuff's worth keepin'.

closet out of space. . .
old boxes fill'd with mem'ries. . .
shove stuff under bed

can't seem to find it. . .
look'd thru all the other stuff. . .
stuff'd yourself with guilt

mom pays a visit. . .
talks about your precious stuff. . .
have a rummage sale

place yourself an ad. . .
try to price your precious stuff...
nothing worth the sale

trash day comin' soon. . .
take a final look at stuff. . . 
take it to the curb

garbage day arrives
trashman looks at all your stuff
takes it home to wife

trashman's wife sees stuff . .
all the stuff you once did claim. . .
packs up, leaves her man

trashman sad and blue
brings your stuff right back to you
leaves it on your stoop

later in Kauai. . .
send your trashman card with wish. . .
Ebay's good, send stuff!


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