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Satanic Guarantee
by Ed Matlack
Wednesday, February 01, 2006
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Satanic Guarantee…

Satan is of my soul selling,

Already he does not want it,

Took it he did for a modest fee,

Now he wants me to take it back,

Now he is doing nothing but yelling…


I can’t imagine what is wrong with it,

Worked just fine when had it I did,

Seemed though to give him trouble,

I will take it back, but he needs to pay me double…


He won’t give me any knowledge,

As to why he wants it out of hell,

He is even to god trying to it sell,

I am not sure if god wants it either,

I don’t think that heaven has to keep it a cell…


Just pop it back where it was, Mr. Devil,

I gave it to and you paid quite on the level,

Why should I repay you your fee,

You did take it without trepidation from me,

Okay I will take it back but you have to make a decree,

No longer ever can you touch me,

This has to be your satanic guarantee…

© ed ~ 2/1/06

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Reviewed by Carole Mathys 2/2/2006
Nothing like a good chuckle and a cup of coffee! Very clever Ed!
love and peace...
Reviewed by Divinity 11 2/1/2006
HAH! creative
Reviewed by Tinka Boukes 2/1/2006
Good to know you are not LOST!!

A walk on the beach does help to get back on the right track again!!

Love Tinka
Reviewed by E T Waldron 2/1/2006
You are too clever for your own good dear Ed! Rufuz put a collar on dad!;-) Would that it were so simple to take from one force and give to the other. Glad you have Rufuz to pray with;-) Excellent poem!

Reviewed by Sue Hess 2/1/2006
i like this ed, i've sat in church services where the minister said the devil wanted my life and i thought to myself, he should be careful what he asks for
Reviewed by George Carroll 2/1/2006
Reminds me of the old Cassic picture the devil and daniel webster. Good one Ed.
Reviewed by Karla Dorman, The StormSpinner 2/1/2006
Ed, Ed, Ed,

You, my dear, are a hoot and a holler. :) Thanks for my laugh this morning...but Satan is noone to laugh at. I'm laughing at your audacity to standing up to the Red Man!

(((HUGS))) and love, Karla.
Reviewed by Sandie Angel 2/1/2006

This one is so creative and well-crafted. I really like this a lot! Thank you for sharing a wonderful piece!!!

Sandie May Angel a.k.a. Sandie Angel :o)*laughing at Ed's comment*

Reviewed by Mr. Ed 2/1/2006
Try selling it on E-Bay; people there buy anything!
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