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I am such an ass... by Ed Matlack Wednesday, February 01, 2006 Rated "G" by the Author. Share Print Save Become a Fan Wouldn't be humor, but it turned out to be...

Almost lost my job, Nothing I could do but sob, Was my own fault, Would have had to get a job, Serving at the local counter a malt� I did not call out for three days, I was sick so I thought they would understand my ways, But a no call/no show brought about problems they did say, Its in the handbook, you should�ve known, of the company & their ways� So I talked to the HR lady, She was nice but firm, Fortunately she did keep me employed, If I were her, I would have called me a worm� � ed ~ 2/1/06

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Reviewed by Carole Mathys	2/3/2006

You were lucky this time, enjoyed the smiles this morning Ed! love and peace...Carole




Reviewed by Karen Lynn Vidra, The Texas Tornado	2/1/2006

Eddie, Eddie, Eddie~ Unless you are dead, then it won't matter anyway! LOL (Hopefully it won't be for a lonnnnnnnnnnnnng, looooooooooooooooong time; we need your humor around these parts! LOL) Funny write; thanks for the grins this evening! Well done, buddy! LOL (((HUGS))) and much love, your Texas friend, the Tornado (Karen Lynn). :D




Reviewed by Elizabeth Taylor (Reader)	2/1/2006

ROFL...love those comments.




Reviewed by Sandra Mushi	2/1/2006

Three whole days?! Lol, Ed!!! I'm down with malaria - this reminds me I should call work tomorrow. Lol. God bless, Sandie.




Reviewed by Tinka Boukes	2/1/2006

Oops...hope you will remember that!! Take care....and don't forget the laundry....lol!! Love Tinka :)




Reviewed by Jerry Bolton (Reader)	2/1/2006

Dumbkoft.




Reviewed by George Carroll	2/1/2006

Notify notify notify or have someone do it. Good jobs are scarce these days.




Reviewed by Karla Dorman, The StormSpinner	2/1/2006

Ed, You learned a valuable lesson in all of this; don't berate yourself. Hold your head up and thank God you weren't canned. Now: that pic. Why are you wearing a Texas cowboy hat? grins (((HUGS))) and love, Karla.