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Palm hair
by Ed Matlack

Thursday, February 02, 2006
Rated "G" by the Author.
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I haven't a clue...;)



Palm hair…


 


Mom & dad said it,


Won’t have a fit,


Won’t be able to sit,


Your hands will have hair,


If you keep doing that under the table down there…


 


Of late my hands have gotten an itch,


Damn if it ain’t a pain and a bitch,


Could it be my palms are finally growing fur,


Never did I listen to mom & dad, no sir…


 


Almost forty years,


Sure has taken awhile to catch up,


My palms are starting to look like my pup,


I cry when using Nair, oh so large are my tears…


 


Should have listened, should have paid heed,


But what I did, still do and have done, I felt in need,


Glad I always had my own room,


A place to be alone with my “thoughts”,


To keep my toy safe and warm,


And to hide from my folks, what I did not want to with get caught…


© ed ~ 2/2/06

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Reviewed by Carole Mathys 2/4/2006
With a snow storm raging outside, I needed a good laugh...tee, hee hee
love and peace...Carole
Reviewed by Tinka Boukes 2/4/2006
Hahahahaha....okayyyyyy.....one is never too old to let your hairy hand takes over your mind!!

And I thought I was Nutz....you beat me flat out!!

Love Tinka...
Reviewed by Jerry Bolton (Reader) 2/3/2006
A hairy tale.
Reviewed by Paul Berube 2/3/2006
Ed,

Thanks for the morning pick me up. I was always told that I'd go blind. (lol) I fooled them, I wear glasses.
Reviewed by Karla Dorman, The StormSpinner 2/2/2006
Ed, Ed, Ed...

TMI, my friend, TMI! LOL

You are a howl. :)

(((HUGS))) and love, Karla.

Sure there isn't a full moon out tonight?



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