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Old-fashioned humor about a 'proper' lady.

A Broad
Sandra S. Corona

Take me as I am, a broad.
In the soul of a lady too long Iíve trod.
Guys no longer whistle but laugh, Ďwhat a broadí.
Sashay up, give me a crowd,
Iíll pirouette, tap-dance and belt one out loud.
Give me my full accord when I have stopped, bowed.
Take me completely, a broad.

Proud of who I am, a broad!
Jingle jangle, like a gypsy, things dangle.
May the wind twist, knot, my hair into tangles.
My stockings are black fishnet
but I havenít finished my fishing . . . not yet.
I wonít win a trophy for my beauty . . . you bet,
but Iím sincerely a broad.

You want me to go . . . a broad?
Oh the stories, adventures that ring a bell,
but Iím too full of living on them to dwell.
I want to hear your applause
not for any feat but just for me . . . because
I lived my life without taking any pause.
My ticket for life . . . a broad!

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Reviewed by Mark Carroll
Enjoyed the read.
Reviewed by Paul Berube

Although I hate the use of the word " broad " to refer a woman. I believe you have punched a golden ticket. Well done.
Reviewed by Sage Sweetwater
Remember when Julie Andrews and Dudley Moore got into a discussion about broads, and then turned into a fight, then a breakup in the movie "10"? She was so hoity-toity uppity. Broad offended her. I like the word broad, but some women are not broads. You have to have experience in being a broad. It is not a cheap term! It is a lady of cutting it loose when it needs to be cut loose! And I love black fishnets! The crotchless ones! I am a broad! I would rather win trophies for my words than my beauty! I already have. Ricki Lee's Proud Lesbian Website Broad Award! Good to see you posting again, Sandy. Blessed Be.

Reviewed by Karen Lynn Vidra, The Texas Tornado

So nice to see you again; hope all is well! Well written peom about a REAL lady! BRAVA!

(((HUGS))) and much love, your friend in Tx., Karen Lynn. :D
Reviewed by Elizabeth Taylor (Reader)
Sandy, your work always brings a smile to my face. This is no exception, penned with your teriffic humor. Good to read you again.

Reviewed by Karla Dorman, The StormSpinner

Inspiration for those who are not part of the "beautiful" crowd. O, the adventure! The living! Thank you--loved this one.

(((HUGS)) and love, Karla (who's proud to be a broad). :)
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