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by Ed Matlack

Wednesday, February 08, 2006
Rated "G" by the Author.
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Can you tell me,

Did I survive the crash,

My poetry did with my mind backlash,

Can you tell if I did live, can you of me see…?


Stuck in reverse,

My clutch does not engage,

No fluid in the system,

Stuck forever in this cage…


Should be writing of what I know,

Of the ocean when the winds do blow,

Of humor and comedic satire,

Instead I sit here and allow my middle age spare tire to out blow…

© ed ~ 2/8/06

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Reviewed by E T Waldron 2/9/2006
You are just too much Ed!;-) Rufuz why don't you teach your dad how to do things. He gets in all kinds of mess-ups!woof woof!

Reviewed by Tinka Boukes 2/9/2006
Aha....Instead I sit here and allow my middle age spare tire to out blow…

what an outlet....I swear Rufuz is the one suffering...while you get fast!!

A stinky ending dity!!

Love Tinka
Reviewed by Nordette Adams 2/9/2006
ROFL. Yes, you did post this in the right category, humor! ;-) ~~Nordette
Reviewed by Mr. Ed 2/9/2006
If it's only a spare tire, change it, and get going..
Reviewed by Sherry Heim 2/9/2006
LOL...well, I just finished my workout so I am feeling GOOD and ready to take on the day. We each have our own way of unwinding; sometimes just sitting and relaxing feels great.
Take care,
Reviewed by Jerry Bolton (Reader) 2/9/2006
Ed knows not what to write,
My, what a great big plight,
Just take a look around,
Write, and you will astound.

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