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Cupid is older than he looks
by Ed Matlack

Tuesday, February 14, 2006
Rated "G" by the Author.
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...should be in the "lonely hearts" column...

Older and maybe wiser he is,

But lonely with no one to with whiz,

Only a few arrows he does shoot,

Each year there are less,

Instead now, Cupid wants to go in drag,

Wearing the appropriate gown, yes dress…J

Seen, he has, all sorts of sorrow,

Human beings under stress,

He wants to get to know anyone by tomorrow,

As long as he is buff and tanned & maybe did climb Kilimanjaro…J


No longer does he wish to be a shooter of arrows,

His aim has become with a stigmatism quite narrow,

He does wear as well contacts with a bi-focal lens,

Now he does want with a hot guy to be more than friends,

Maybe too he can own and drive a two-seater Mercedes Benz…J

© ed & Cupid ~ 2/14/06

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Reviewed by Tinka Boukes 2/14/2006
I always knew that........I think!!

Love Tink
Reviewed by Dale Clark 2/14/2006
LOL poor old Cupid
Reviewed by Mr. Ed 2/14/2006
Never knew the Jersey Devil was pals with old Cupid. I learn something new every day! Thanks, pal.

PS Take some pics of you and he in your new outfits as you wander the Barrens together.

PPS Is it a Wing Thing?!
Reviewed by Karla Dorman, The StormSpinner 2/14/2006

You are a hoot and a holler. :) Well done--love this one (and you and Rufuz and Rene have a GREAT Valentine's Day). :)

(((HUGS))) and love, Karla.

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