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Eye Candy , The Other Side by Peter Paton Wednesday, March 01, 2006 Rated "R" by the Author. Share Print Save Become a Fan

" Time to even up the score on the other side boys....lols " ............................................................................................. There she goes , filing her nails ruminating on who will be her next defenseless victim dressed to kill, from head to toe she's got men on her mind with a wicked smile she's looking for the guy with the bulge in his pants and the John Travolta smile tall, dark and handsome will do every time the richer the better, she's got cash register eyes and she'll break their hearts, and leave them gasping for more a femme fatale a most dangerous species she'll twist you on your little finger if you are stupid enought to let her she keeps a score of all her husbands anyone's man is fair game watch her go like a bitch in heat she'll gobble you up and spit you out in front of the mirror she pouts and poses you'll wait forever as she fixes her hair by the time she's finished you'll be ready to go home she'll nag and hound you for a lifetime and a day and if you give her an inch she'll take a mile all day your wallet will feel lighter everytime you go shopping don't try to tell her she always knows better you'll never be right because your a dumb jerk if you get her angry you'll face a a sex embargo so take a tip my brother and buddy when you get hitched make sure your in the saddle Copyright by Peter Paton 2006
Eye Candy , The Other Side

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Reviewed by Sage Sweetwater	3/1/2006

AH YES...the BLACK WIDOW...she mates, then she kills! Reminds me of the show BLACK WIDOW! Better hide your toothpaste before she puts poison in it or if you're allergic to bee venom or penicillin and she knows it, you're a goner! GYPSIES, TRAMPS, AND THIEVES! Crotchwatchers? The size of bulge, the size of a man's wallet, or not? Would be a good indicator to either go for it, or not! Good even the score write, Peter. I like this style. Sage




Reviewed by SilverCeltic Moon	3/1/2006

LOL...I hear the song "Maneater" in the background of this one. Great write...and true enought, while there is that SOB (son of a biscuit eater), there is indeed also the Vamp(mostly there is people who aren't either and little of both). ;)Silver




Reviewed by Birgit and Roger Pratcher	3/1/2006

We have to agree with Eileen, it takes a BRAVE man! Enjoyed both 'drastic' pictures you've painted with your eye-candy, Birgit and Roger




Reviewed by E T Waldron	3/1/2006

Well I can't complain you gave us equal billing;-) As I said before Peter, you are a brave man;-) Well done on both counts. Pity the man of your write that meets the woman of your write. Should make an explosive third poem for this series;-)lol eT




Reviewed by Lisa Hilbers	3/1/2006

I'd really like to think I don't fit in this category, but then I thought when one went shopping their wallets were suppose to be lighter! What's the sense in going if you aren't going to buy anything? lol Actually I don't shop..unless I have too. I'm not a typical female. I don't even like to shop for the holidays. Don't be too hard on us Peter...you might actually find one of us, quite appealing some day! Lisa




Reviewed by Susan de Vegter	3/1/2006

Pretty good Peter. On the mark from a man's view. Yep! Women are human too and just as callous, cunning and calculated as men. Makes for an interesting game. For me....I'm too much into honesty these days and that's the quality in a person that's hard to find. Sure loved your with with this one. Susan




Reviewed by Karla Dorman, The StormSpinner	3/1/2006

Peter, There are women like that. I don't think I'm one of them. At least, I hope. :) Have we become that terrible? Eye-opening, no holds barred, very, very well penned, BRAVO! (((HUGS))) and love, Karla.




Reviewed by George Carroll	3/1/2006

Thank God I never meet that kind but I know they exist. Good one Peter.




Reviewed by Mr. Ed	3/1/2006

Do you know my first wife?!




Reviewed by Tinka Boukes	3/1/2006

From the wise man that knows it all........lol......hehehehe!! Love Tinka




Reviewed by Karen Lynn Vidra, The Texas Tornado	3/1/2006

Peter, Most excellent write; very well done! BRAVO! (((HUGS))) and much love, your friend in Tx., Karen Lynn. :D




Reviewed by Elizabeth Taylor (Reader)	3/1/2006

Anna Nicole Smith?




Reviewed by Ed Matlack	3/1/2006

Sounds like "MOST" women I seem to have known...ed