Shorts, not to be confused with Longs... (poem) by Ed Matlack on AuthorsDen

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Shorts, not to be confused with Longs... by Ed Matlack Thursday, March 09, 2006 Rated "G" by the Author. Share Print Save Become a Fan ...sometimes I wonder if my little choo-choo has really gone round the bend... ...or not...?

Organization… A skill I have yet to exhibit, Nothing has a specific place, I cannot find anything in haste, Better I should speak like a frog, ribbet…? Procrastination… Now this is a word I can sink into my teeth, Though not today, or right now, perhaps tomorrow, Nothing found from above, hiding underneath, Organization would be something I could borrow… Concentration… None do I have, Of this revelation I have no trepidation, This may be why I never do collaboration, No one out there is nuts enough, To believe in my personal prognostication… Misinterpretation… Oh yes, I most certainly do understand miscommunication, My life a long list of, I suppose, misrepresentation, Though for your sake I have, unfortunately, a moral obligation, Of making a modicum of sense, or sensation, While writing of my imaginatory spiritual manifestation… © ed ~ 3/9/06

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Reviewed by Tinka Boukes	3/9/2006

Well done Ed!! Love Tinka




Reviewed by Phillip William Allen	3/9/2006

Enjoyed this one ED




Reviewed by Mr. Ed	3/9/2006

Very Good - and now I hope you follow this one up with the sequel: Longs, Not to be Confused with Shorts...




Reviewed by john zimmerman	3/9/2006

ed, love this, but you have been reading my things to do list when is the book coming out suggested title: Procrastinations: the sayings of meister ed good write, this john+




Reviewed by Jerry Bolton (Reader)	3/9/2006

Take another toke. Grin. In that order. I enjoyed this one.




Reviewed by Missy Cross	3/9/2006

This was a whimsical and fun piece. Enjoyed it throughly - especially the stanza on procrastination, you've just summed up my whole existence!