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Shorts, not to be confused with Longs...
by Ed Matlack

Thursday, March 09, 2006
Rated "G" by the Author.
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...sometimes I wonder if my little choo-choo has really gone round the bend...

...or not...?


*A skill I have yet to exhibit,
*Nothing has a specific place,
*I cannot find anything in haste,
*Better I should speak like a frog, ribbet…?


*Now this is a word I can sink into my teeth,
*Though not today, or right now, perhaps tomorrow,
*Nothing found from above, hiding underneath,
*Organization would be something I could borrow…


*None do I have,
*Of this revelation I have no trepidation,
*This may be why I never do collaboration,
*No one out there is nuts enough,
*To believe in my personal prognostication…


*Oh yes, I most certainly do understand miscommunication,
*My life a long list of, I suppose, misrepresentation,
*Though for your sake I have, unfortunately, a moral obligation,
*Of making a modicum of sense, or sensation,
*While writing of my imaginatory spiritual manifestation…

© ed ~ 3/9/06

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Reviewed by Tinka Boukes 3/9/2006
Well done Ed!!

Love Tinka
Reviewed by Phillip William Allen 3/9/2006
Enjoyed this one ED
Reviewed by Mr. Ed 3/9/2006
Very Good - and now I hope you follow this one up with the sequel:
Longs, Not to be Confused with Shorts...
Reviewed by john zimmerman 3/9/2006

love this, but you have been reading my things to do list

when is the book coming out

suggested title: Procrastinations: the sayings of meister ed

good write, this

Reviewed by Jerry Bolton (Reader) 3/9/2006
Take another toke. Grin. In that order. I enjoyed this one.
Reviewed by Missy Cross 3/9/2006
This was a whimsical and fun piece. Enjoyed it throughly - especially the stanza on procrastination, you've just summed up my whole existence!

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