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Men, who needs em'?
by Ed Matlack

Saturday, March 11, 2006
Rated "G" by the Author.
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Gettin' rid of some of these sign pictures tonight, LOL...

Unless you want babies,

Can’t with a dog, might get rabies,

Others too might give you scabies,

Better to sit home with a banana,

Or move to the cold of northern Montana…

© ed ~ 3/11/06

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Reviewed by Denise Edwards 3/17/2006
Weelll, I need men and bananas! ....... for two different reasons, of course!
Reviewed by Regis Auffray 3/12/2006
There's this fellow named Ed
Who shares wisdom from his head
If you heed his advice
You will find the spice
Of the life that's ahead

Thanks, Ed. Love and peace to you,

Reviewed by Tinka Boukes 3/12/2006
Well they say to buff a babahanaH is a sign of intelligence...but to do it to a banana well that is desperato!!

Love Tinka
Reviewed by Susan Sonnen 3/12/2006
It took me a minute, but I get it! (stupid naivete, even at 42)

Reviewed by Mr. Ed 3/12/2006
I think I'll move to Montana - they frown on such billboards out there! And I hope my wife never reads that billboard either.
Reviewed by Jerry Bolton (Reader) 3/12/2006
Sigh. They come with their own protection too.
Reviewed by Birgit and Roger Pratcher 3/11/2006
Well, never met a writing banana...
Birgit (and Roger)

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