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Washington's Mosque...
by Ed Matlack
Sunday, March 12, 2006
Rated "G" by the Author.
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Political humor...?


Who owns the president?

In our country are foreign residents,

Welcome they are, if no war are they bent,

He needs to remove his towel,

So his brain gets more sun, afterall he only did it rent…


His power comes from the desert,

Of sand and oil does his power exist,

Our nation needs to do the impeach,

Not even he is allowed to circumvent,

Those who are as well in power to us represent…


Keep those letters flowin’,

And just maybe he will be a goin,

Let him live with those he does love,

Those that paid for his presidency,

And got in return American residency…

© ed ~ 3/12/06

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Reviewed by Ronald Hull 3/12/2006
A hundred thousand dollars buys US citizenship. Thousands of the World's rich take advantage of this little loophole. The White House looks good with green turbans. Someday soon we will all have to pray to Mecca five times a day or have our eyes cut out.

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Wonderful reminder of free speech....
Reviewed by Joseph* OneLight*® 3/12/2006
Dear Ed,

I was born in 1958. Even so, in all my studies of History and in all the experiences in my life, I have to say that the present administration in America is the most corrupt of all time.

Love & Light,
Reviewed by Peter Paton 3/12/2006
I don't agree with selling our National Assets to the Arabs Ed...period
But I still believe Dubya is the best man for the job...:)
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