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Monday Night Raw
by Birgit and Roger Pratcher
Monday, March 13, 2006
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For all the WWE fans...

Monday Night Raw

Triple H and John Cena about to sign

for a match in the ring, the best of all time

a wrestling contract for the world championship

And none is supposed to interact

But as soon as the papers are signed

A larger match is about to unwind

Triple H is already threating

With his sledge hammer to be hitting

On John, the chain link gang man

Who just laughs as hard as he can

and promises to push vehement

That hammer up the Gameís end

When all of a sudden, to our surprise

Kane and Big show enter the arena without disguise

Ready to start some trouble

And out run on the double

Carlito the shorty with Chris Masters

By his side, heading to cause disasters

But before a brawl can start

Vince McMahon is acting almost smart

He stops the fight, he halts the brawl

And sets a date for all of them to fight until they crawl

Decides that later tonight

All of them will have their fight

Cena, Big Show and Kane

Will team up and fight insane

Chris Masters with Carlito and the Game

We donít know which team will win

Or if they will even begin

With fury to fight

to the viewers delight

one on one against each other

instead defending the team like a brother.

Shelton Benjamin and Rob vandam They got it going on

The nature Boy is commentating, heís the one with the microphone, until next time-- we're out, we're gone




Birgit and Roger Pratcher

© March 2006

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Reviewed by Bob Holt (Reader) 3/23/2006
Nicely done. You captured the spirit of Vince's show well. Actually, there's a lot of time to write during Raw if you're waiting for a good match. Have you ever seen TNA? They have their share of decent matches, something called the X Division, and some good young talent.

Bob H
Reviewed by Janet Bellinger 3/20/2006
Playful piece. I used to watch wrestling matches on T. V., with my grandfather, when I was a child.

Reviewed by La'Trina Rockett (Reader) 3/17/2006
Good on Dad and Birgit. I remember as a kid, we all would sit down and watch wrestling together. Those were some good times!!!!
Love Trina
Reviewed by Lynn Barry 3/16/2006
About 18 years ago we all went to see a show and I will never forget how our seven year old became infatuated with HULK HOGAN...he was physically and in many other ways larger than life to him and still is. NICE WORK.
Reviewed by William Bonilla 3/15/2006
See you are die hard wrestling fans

Love & Peace
Reviewed by Peter Paton 3/14/2006
I loved watching the WWF on the television, especially the likes of the Rock and Hulk Hogan, a thrill and spill every minute
Being a lover of the martial arts, this is right up my street, as you never stop learning and analysing in this game
Great photo and verse Roger and Birgit
Reviewed by Tinka Boukes 3/14/2006
Sorry bypassing....not my sport...learned to dislike it because...abuse is so easy watching this for some members of my family!!

Catch you next time!!

Love Tinka
Reviewed by Karla Dorman, The StormSpinner 3/14/2006
Birgit and Roger,

I used to be into "wrastlin", especially when the Von Eric's competed. Iceman King Parsons. They were men! LOL

Enjoyed this trip back into memory lane--thanks.

(((HUGS))) and love, Karla.
Reviewed by Carole Mathys 3/14/2006
This isn't my sport, but a couple of my grandsons love it...great piece

Reviewed by Mr. Ed 3/14/2006
Fans everywhere will enjoy this poem, I'm sure - but I can't watch Raw on my TV anymore - every time I do, the dogs want me to wrestle them, and the little woman gets mighty upset!
Reviewed by Karen Lynn Vidra, The Texas Tornado 3/14/2006
Birgit and Roger,

I am not into wrestling all that much, but this IS a great write! Very well done! BRAVA! BRAVO!

(((HUGS))) and much love, your friend in Tx., Karen Lynn. :D

I have heard of the show, but we don't watch it.
Reviewed by Lisa Hilbers 3/14/2006
I never miss a show! I'm afraid Triple HHH, better be higher on his Game if he wants to beat Cena. Cena has no draw backs and will shove that sledge hammer where the sun don't shine. After viewing your photo, I'm beginning to wonder whether Carlito ever changes shirts, and I'll be so glad when Batista gets back off of the injured list and reclaims his title. I'll also be glad when Vince and Shane-o-Mac get bored and Vince hires a new DM, for RAW, I want to see wrestling matches not urine tests. Speaking of such, I enjoyed watching HBK toast both of them, with his highest regards.
I'm counting the days to Wrestlemania...I wouldn't miss Taker burying Mark Henry for nothing in the world!
Great write you two! Yeah...I might have went a bit overboard here but if I know anything I know WWE!

Reviewed by Felix Perry 3/14/2006
LOL this is a great capture of Raw, Definatly think you should sent a copy of this to them or at least to one of the many wrestlers fan clubs and see if they will read it between bouts. Too good not to share with all wrestling fans.

Reviewed by E T Waldron 3/13/2006
Though I'm not a wrestling fan I do know about it, and this is a great write! Well done!

Reviewed by Missy Cross 3/13/2006
This is cute! Proof that you truly can find inspiration in the wildest places... I might be much more likely to tune in if you guys were commentating. Love the photo too, it looks like they're dancing. Love, Missy
Reviewed by Ed Matlack 3/13/2006
Went to a show with a friend the other night, it was a knock down drag out brawl, glad I stayed in the car...ed
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