"A special Translation For those Of you Who Asked"
Pstttt...it was not "French"...the wording was Cajun !!
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"Swamp"
Often a city stupid person ask
“How is it coming sloppy dirty man, sloppy dirty woman?’
“Well, never in my life!”
We answer back;
“I will pass you a slap,
Go to bed, hard head!”
“What you got, all people that don’t talk like us?”
“Stray go away cats, rotten potato,
And cantaloupe,
Peanuts and food stuck at the bottom of the pot; little balls from the Chinabell Tree-good object to hit your friends with,
And goldenrods; big clumsy man
And coward; partner and a peeping Tom;
Runt and demised godfather?”
“Compare to you, we make the misery” –
“We got a big hungry dog, grandma girlfriend, and
Angry old man; thingamajig go to sleep;
Yuk! Buy groceries and we got the I need to vomit;
Lazy skinny person and we have a bruise;
Stuck in bad situation and how is it coming? Golden Meadow;
Sly wasp and sneaky alligator;
Skunk that stinks and monkey on our back;
Burr on the beach that sticks to your socks and fiddler crab that get in our kitchen sink;
And get bit by a mosquito when you stick your thumb out to someone;”
“That’s why we run the roads and never stay home, or paddle away in a small boat like a canoe;
So fast that we laugh or cry so hard we can’t catch our breath, and say goodbye to boring, never ending conversation!”
Copyright © 2006 Tinka Boukes & Dennis O’Bell
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Swamp
Oftener city couyon ask,
“Ca viens Saleau?”
“Mais, jamais d’la vie!”
We answer back;
“Je vas te passé une calotte,
Go to bed, tete dure!”
“What you got, Texians?”
“Stray chats, rotten patate,
And un melon Francais,
Pistaches and gratin; leelahs,
And piss au lis; grand beede’
And capon; podna and domino;
Peeshwank and defan parran?”
“Compare to you, we make the misere” –
“We got tahyo, mamere gaienne, and
Fache’ vieux; chouchoot fais do-do;
Ech! make a bill and we got the Mal au Couer;
Paresse skinny mullet and we have a bleue;
Mal pris and ca viens? Au Bayou;
Canaille gep and par en sous Caimon;
Skunk poo-yee-yi and macaque on our back;
Rocachah and tooloulou that get in our zink;
And get bit by a moustique when we fiank;”
“That’s why we rodee’, or paddle away in a pirogue;
So fast we pomee’, and say goodbye to rahdoht!”
Copyright © 2006 Tinka Boukes & Dennis O’Bell