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Living in the State of Nasty...
by Ed Matlack
Thursday, March 16, 2006
Rated "G" by the Author.
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Learn to insult,


Learn to give shots,


Learn to not be stepped upon,


Learn to read a map, connect the dots…


 


Learn to be nasty,


Learn to be vulgar,


Learn to be sarcastic,


Yearn to be more elastic…


 


Learn to fight,


Learn to take flight,


Learn to, notes from home, write,


Learn to accept nothing is in New Jersey, right…


© ed ~ 3/16/06     

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Reviewed by Regis Auffray
It's good to let it all out, Ed. Love and peace to you,

Regis
Reviewed by Mr. Ed
There must be something right about New Jersey - Rufuz lives there!
Reviewed by C. McGovern-Bowen
layering the old onion, hey? but one does get so very tired of
it all, Ed.
you've said a lot herein. well done indeed.
peace,
Carolyn
ps-- address: planet earth ;-)
Reviewed by Tinka Boukes
Okay Dammit I hear you...coooooweeeee...anybody hooooooome???!!

LoveMenot SSSSSStinky

&^%$#.!....$*;*$......#$%^&*

OKAYYYYYYYYYYY!!

:)
Reviewed by Robin Labenberg
This is original and made me laugh..I have a lot of the first 2 stanzas down but I am not a fighter..good write
Reviewed by Birgit and Roger Pratcher
Naaa, rather stay here and the way we are, been there once and it was not too great a place, love the write,
Birgit and Roger
Reviewed by jude forese
yep yep ;)
Reviewed by E T Waldron
aw c'mon don't pick on my old birth state!;-) What's the nasty all about?

etw
Reviewed by Aberjhani
A bitingly satirical (I hope) commentary--reads almost like a eulogy for the concept of hospitality:-)
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