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hormonal oats...
by Ed Matlack
Saturday, March 18, 2006
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Funny what gets the writing juices flowing...I watched the relationship between a kid and his mom...



 


One to ten, mommies boy,


Eleven to fourteen, daddy a toy,


Fourteen and above,


Nothing fits like a glove,


Sowing then are they their hormonal oats..


 


No more fishing with dad on the boat,


Spending long periods in the bathroom quite remote,


Constructing around themselves an emotional moat,


Wearing the same clothes as does everyone else, nothing of note..


 


Trying to fit in, changing styles daily,


Played all his young life a ukulele ,


Switched to a head banging guitar,


Behavior beyond that of the bizarre..


 


We have all gone through it,


parents thinking of murder to commit,


At the dinner table they start to spit,


Wont be long before dad puts an end to all this shit..


© ed ~ 3/18/06

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Reviewed by Birgit and Roger Pratcher 3/20/2006
Oh, it's not all that bad and, if our parents survived, so will we (we hope)! (When did Rufuz start spitting?:))
Birgit and Roger
Reviewed by E T Waldron 3/18/2006
You capture it well Ed! Hi Rufuz woof!

etw
Reviewed by Crystal Silver Angel (Reader) 3/18/2006
That ole' time of great puberty, strangness and confusion, lol....Oh it's so fun, like being on another planet..

love joanne
Reviewed by Regis Auffray 3/18/2006
Yes indeed, Ed! Growing pains. Thank you. Love and peace,

Regis
Reviewed by Gordon Rosenberg (Reader) 3/18/2006
smiling.... its a world of constant change...funny looking back now how the issues were so meaningless...and our attitudes and egos seemed so important...this old CSNY comes to mind...

"And you, of tender years,
Can't know the fears that your elders grew by,
And so please help them with your youth,
They seek the truth before they can die.

Teach your parents well,
Their children's hell will slowly go by,
And feed them on your dreams
The one they picks, the one you'll know by."...
Reviewed by Tinka Boukes 3/18/2006
Oh don't I know this well...have them all around be all day long!!

Wish I could just fly away from those "I know it all " attitudes!!

Love Tinka
Reviewed by Sherry Heim 3/18/2006
Hormonal oats are not limited to boys; we girls have them raging too. Though they may respond a little differently, they certainly make dealing with adolescent girls a difficult task. Cute poem, Ed.
Take care,
Sherry
Reviewed by Carole Mathys 3/18/2006
Excellent capture Ed!
love and peace, Carole
Reviewed by Mr. Ed 3/18/2006
Boys will be boys, my friend. Hormonal oats - very good!

PS I learned very young to only spit, when Dad wasn't home.
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