Perfect Mental Subject...(PMS)
by Ed Matlack
Sunday, March 19, 2006
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Thanks for the neat pic, Eileen...LOL |
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Women may not be perfect,
But once a month they are near,
Once a month if you are near, fear,
For death does await you at every corner,
Away with it she will get, she will just blame,
!…PMS…!
No anti-psychotic will help,
No eating of the ocean kelp,
No alcohol will deaden the pain,
Better for man if he hides,
Better not to make it worse, yelp,
That is what was already said,
!…PMS…!
Twenty four seven,
Who thought of this in heaven,
God does not have to deal with it,
He can just sit back and laugh,
What he has done to man,
If I ever meet him, I’m gonna kick him in the calf…
© ed ~ 3/19/06
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| Reviewed by Birgit and Roger Pratcher |
3/20/2006 |
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You are absolutely right, even Birgit admits that much,
Love Birgit and (a sometimes tormented) Roger |
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| Reviewed by Carole Mathys |
3/19/2006 |
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If all you men have to worry about is PMS, think about us poor females having to deal with your SRS...tee hee, hee
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| Reviewed by J. Allen Wilson |
3/19/2006 |
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| I almost sidestepped this one Ed due to extreme subject matter. You make valid points to which many can attest…I once heard that if we really wanted to win the war, we would send all of the women to the front lines at this time of the month…no really…that’s what I heard…honest |
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| Reviewed by Sherry Heim |
3/19/2006 |
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LOL, Ed...You ain't seen nothin' yet; PMS is training wheels for menopause!!
Take care,
Sherry |
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| Reviewed by Ronald Hull |
3/19/2006 |
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I kick calves all the time, when I aim for the groin.
Ron |
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| Reviewed by Crystal Silver Angel (Reader) |
3/19/2006 |
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| God, how we are from Venus...hahahahah |
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| Reviewed by Kate Clifford |
3/19/2006 |
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| Have you ever witnessed what happens to a man when he turns 50? At least a man has monthly warnings......LOL. |
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| Reviewed by Tinka Boukes |
3/19/2006 |
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Hehehehe...now remember the menopause blues might make matters worse...blowing Bubbles your way!!
Love Stinky |
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| Reviewed by Mr. Ed |
3/19/2006 |
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How come Eileen always sends you the best stuff, brother??!!
And I sure hope Rebecca doesn't read this one, I give her sea kelp tablets. |
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