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fascinations in loveland
by Cynth'ya Lewis

Wednesday, March 22, 2006
Rated "R" by the Author.
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For the frisky-at-heart, not for the eyes of children


far, far away

a handsome prince

searches the world over

crying out to find his

innocent princess in a

not-so-noble kingdom 

and he envisions their bless'd union would be one

that will make him admired among all knighthood;

instead however, the fair princess

opts to pledge her loyalty to a

never-ending battery charger

satisfaction guaranteed

. . . and she undulated happily ever after-r-r-r-r-r-r
© 2006, cynth’ya lewis reed
All rights reserv’d


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Reviewed by Karen Lynn Vidra, The Texas Tornado 3/23/2006

Cute one, Cynthy'a; very well done! BRAVA!

(((HUGS))) and much love, your friend in Tx., Karen Lynn. :D
Reviewed by Tinka Boukes 3/23/2006

Love Tinka
Reviewed by Carole Mathys 3/23/2006
hoots and giggles, Cynth'ya
love and peace, Carole
Reviewed by Missy Cross 3/23/2006
hahahahaha love it!
Reviewed by Karla Dorman, The StormSpinner 3/23/2006

Cynth'ya, you minx! Love it. Spot on!!!!!!!

(((HUGS))) and love, Karla.
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