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The Milky Way
by Tinka Boukes

Thursday, March 23, 2006
Rated "G" by the Author.
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The Milky Way


The Milky Way is our way of life

We adore the farmer but hate his wife

She has long arms and milky skin

When the farmer pulls on our teats she thinks it’s a sin

He pulls in such a way it takes out breath away

He knows how to delight us in all sorts of ways

It’s sort of a shock for her to see

That he drives us so crazy that we bend at the knees

She gets so disgusted that she says,

“They would all look better with their tongues fillet!”

She even has their children singing, “Father Put the Cows Away”

His wife keeps praying someday we’ll get so thin

That our milk will taste funny, and he’ll switch to bees and honey

She’s even so jealous that when he takes us out –

To pasture, she remarks, “You even herd the one’s you love!”

We grew so tired of her petty views; we came up with a plot –

Get even, “Mooder,” we yelled alot

We waited for her to come into the dairy –

She did, all dressed-up like a wicked fairy

As she came near we kicked a bucket, boy did it sail

It landed, full of milk, on her head,

And we all yelled, “Hey, lady, you’re looking a little pail!”

We then added insult to injury by giving her a shot of methane gas

She hauled out of the barn, into a pile of cow dung, right on her ass!



Copyright © 2006 Tinka Boukes & Dennis O’Bell

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Reviewed by Regis Auffray 3/24/2006
Thanks for the hilarity, TinkaSweets. Love and peace,

Reviewed by jude forese 3/24/2006
you're hilarious, Tinka ... i've been pretty ill but this put a smile on my face ...
Reviewed by Ed Matlack 3/24/2006
I thought I was the only "STINKY" writer here...this an hillarious gas passer for I know why they call you Stinky Tinky...LOL! Ed
Reviewed by Mr. Ed 3/24/2006
“Hey, lady, you’re looking a little pail!”

Hey, Guys - this poem is a gas!!!
Reviewed by Carole Mathys 3/23/2006
So many hoots and giggles in this delightful barnyard yarn, you two...I will laugh my way to slumber
love and peace, Carole
Reviewed by m w 3/23/2006
You are such a wonderful nut. HUGS
Reviewed by Crystal Silver Angel (Reader) 3/23/2006
I agree, Tinka, this is cute...

love joanne
Reviewed by Karen Lynn Vidra, The Texas Tornado 3/23/2006
Cute one, Tinks; very well done! BRAVA!

(((HUGS))) and much love, your friend in America, Karen Lynn in Texas. :D
Reviewed by Felix Perry 3/23/2006
Wonderful Tink and don't let no one tell you utterwise.
Reviewed by L. Figgins 3/23/2006
Who let the cows out, moo moo moo moo moooooo,lol?! Your frivolity is catching, you too. Milked it for all it was worth. This was a hoot(or moo)!

Reviewed by Birgit and Roger Pratcher 3/23/2006
This is adorable! Keep on working like this!
Birgit and Roger
Reviewed by Peter Paton 3/23/2006
Yep...Funny as Hell....lols
You's two did well...
You have injected the Den with a dose of humour tonight !
Well done Tinks and Dennis
Reviewed by E T Waldron 3/23/2006
Very amusing,reminds me a little of Grimm's fairy tales(sans the expletives;-). You two are great together!;-)

Reviewed by George Carroll 3/23/2006
LOL Splendid light hearted write Tinky-Doll.
Reviewed by Kate Clifford 3/23/2006
There is a gentleman with the name, the Milkman that I know would love this write! Enjoyed this creative amusing write.
Reviewed by Steve Patterson 3/23/2006
i like. i like a lot.
Reviewed by Jerry Bolton (Reader) 3/23/2006
Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Thank you for the best laugh I've had in awhile.
Reviewed by Gordon Rosenberg (Reader) 3/23/2006
this is so clever, thanks for the giggle

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