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Edwin Larson

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Morning Song
by Edwin Larson

Saturday, April 01, 2006
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If you don't
empty your bladder
it will grow to be much fatter
until it finally shatters
and splatters on the floor

You'll be feeling
so much sadder
won't be climbing any ladder
When your friends say "what's-a- matter..
..you're lookin' kinda sore"


So make sure
to drain that bladder
with just a pitter patter
and don't make too much clatter
so early in the morn'

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Reviewed by Tami Ryan 4/1/2006
This is some mighty fine silliness, Ed.

Tami
Reviewed by Ed Matlack 4/1/2006
Good advice to the incontinent of the world...ed
Reviewed by Chanti Niven 4/1/2006
After reading this I'm shattered
You wrote about what really matters
and my heart was ripped in tatters
and is lying on the floor

I have a bellyache
reading this was my mistake
The lesson I have learnt
is to read no more...

:-)HAPPY APRIL FOOLS
You're a crazy daisy my baby

Chanti
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