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Caught A Big One
by Sandra S Corona
Tuesday, April 04, 2006
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A fishy tale.
*********

Caught a big one big as glory
Caught a big one that's my story
But the dang thang got away

He ate my worms
Stole all my bait
Couldn't do anything
But sit and wait

Caught a big one see my grin
Caught a big one reeling him in
The fish line snapped

Caught with a net
He was a 'catch'
When he saw my wife
That fish did retch

Caught a big one big as glory
Caught a big one that's my story
But the dang thang got away

Scared white, he jumped
Splashed overboard
Pushed in 'the wife'
'Cause I was 'floored'

Caught a big one see my grin
Caught a big one; I threw him back . . .
wife left, I got sacked!

Thang jumps on board;
oh, how we gloat!
What a keeper--
he got my ‘goat’.

Caught a big one big as glory
Caught a big one that's my story;
now I let him swim away.

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Reviewed by Regis Auffray 4/7/2006
You sure know how to share your gift of humor, Sandy. Thank you. Love and peace,

Regis
Reviewed by Ed Matlack 4/4/2006
Typical fisherman, yarns bigger than what they catch...;) ed
Reviewed by Crystal Silver Angel (Reader) 4/4/2006
((((( Sandra )))) I am laughing so hard..!!!!Your brilliant.How do you come up with stuff like this?? Great work...

((( Hugs And Love, JoAnne )))
Reviewed by Karen Lynn Vidra, The Texas Tornado 4/4/2006
Funny write; very well done, Sandy!

(((HUGS))) and much love, your friend in Tx., Karen Lynn. :D
Reviewed by Sue Hess 4/4/2006
my grandpa used to tell a great fish joke that ended 'you take three feet off that fish and i'll blow the lantern out.' does that joke sound familiar to anyone. grandpa is gone now and i would love to remember the whole joke, it was his favorite and i've forgotten. good poem
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