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by Ed Matlack
Wednesday, April 05, 2006
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Gotta watch out for those turtles...


Rufuz that day could not come,

The turtle did for him replace,

I in the back of course,

Rene on my lap, her smile, I bet you know the source…J


The turtle was a bit as well disgusting,

His legs crossed to avoid busting,

Of Rene he was quite too much lusting,

Move we did to visit a bear,

Much more was he, or so we thought, trusting…


Wish Rufuz could have come,

He would though have chased the dolphins,

Already they did speak of him with platitudes,

Dolphins are quite smart, sometimes though they throw about attitudes…

© ed ~ 4/5/06

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Reviewed by Birgit and Roger Pratcher 4/6/2006
Beautiful picture, but Rufuz really would have fit much better than the old turtle. But, we can't have it all, can we? Looks like you had lots of fun!
Birgit and Roger
Reviewed by Karen Lynn Vidra, The Texas Tornado 4/6/2006
Your Rene' reminds me so much of my Maman! She is cute! And so are you! But who's the turtle?? LOL

Very cute write; enjoyed~ Well done, Ed!

(((HUGS))) and much love, your friend in Tx., Karen Lynn. :D

Savin' this one of you and Rene' to read again and again~
Reviewed by Tinka Boukes 4/6/2006
The Naughty turtle you did a fine catch....Smile says it all!!

Love Tinka
Reviewed by E T Waldron 4/5/2006
How sweet it is! I see a lovely smiling gal and an alien with his arm holding her captive next to a mutant frog, I'm glad Rufuz isn't there;-)lol

Reviewed by Cynth'ya 4/5/2006
Gee Bro. Ed, don't drink whatever is in the cup that your friend is drinking in the pic on the left. Oh, the spots! The spots! LOL

blessin's, (cute lady. . . she actually let you hang out with her huh?)

Reviewed by William Bonilla 4/5/2006
Thank You Ed
for another one of your kool writes
enjoyed as always

Peace Brother
Reviewed by Karla Dorman, The StormSpinner 4/5/2006

I'd rather have seen Rufuz with y'all, too. Turtles can be sneaky. :) Enjoyed this write--well done.

(((HUGS))) and love, Karla.
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