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Oh Ronnie Rat...where forth art thou....LOL
by Trish MacQueen - The Trickster

Thursday, April 06, 2006
Rated "G" by the Author.
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Good morning my sweet Ronnie Rat...

You've been slacking off while I was away and now the cat wants to come out and play. LOL

Still lurve ya, Babe...smoooooch!!!!

Our own wee Ronnie Rat,
Squatted over his hat,
Chewing on some fat,
Deciding this and that.

He was tired of that cat,
Sweet Witch, he did spat,
Meaner than an aristocrat,
Always needing babysat.

He decided to chitchat,
To Trickster, the copycat,
Calling the cell in her fiat,
Where she sat eating KitKat.

(Yum, yum…Sweet Witch – chocolate, almost as good as….)

Trickster called the muskrat,
Who always played democrat,
Suggesting a new diplomat,
Legal Anthony and his caveat.

Who suggested a nice new format,
To protect his wonderful habitat,
Giving him a bottle of Blue, Labatt,
Which he tipped with a rat a tat tat.

Made brave by the bottle, he sat,
Crouching over the old doormat,
Contemplating her, the wildcat,
Before rationalizing, it was combat.

Licking his lips, tasting butterfat,
And smelling like an old polecat,
He reasoned the old gal won’t splat,
In the machines, at the Laundromat.

(Ok, Sweet Witch…your turn to crank up the heat….LOL)

…the Ronnie Saga Continues LOL
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Reviewed by Elizabeth Taylor (Reader) 9/27/2006
Love it!!!
Reviewed by Kate Clifford 4/7/2006
Fun write :-)
Reviewed by Trish - The Trickster 4/6/2006
Whoa....seems I have touched a soft spot....LOL. Give it your best shot Ronnie know I have broad shoulders and an open heart...for you....LOL...

Lurve and smooches for eternity...

Hugs, Trish
Reviewed by Ron (sketchman) Axelson 4/6/2006
Who knows what one will find on AD.
My computer is almost dead. I'm due for a new one.
I know, excuses, excuses, ronny rat.

I've dearly missed everyone here on ad, sept maybe them two witches.
Glad your back Trish, but please do be NICE.
Love the humor.
It may be pay back time for ya!
Reviewed by Tinka Boukes 4/6/2006
Yip Ronnie is missed....especially those smoooochies!!

But always been a cute rat for sure....hehehehe!!

Legally protesting his absense..COME BACK RONNIE!!

Love Tinka

Love Tinky
Reviewed by Bianca Boonstra 4/6/2006
LOL! I wonder where he is hiding!

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