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You have to love a Witch?
by Ron (sketchman) Axelson
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Here I am miss Trish. Don't pout now.






Trish is out and about
she is ready to shout
no more will she pout
she is back on A.D. no doubt, but
in her frantic rush she has managed to let one tit hang out

She has given me these names through the years
no it doesnít bring me to tears

Just because she can
she calls me the sketchman
Trish can be a cool cat, but
she calls me Ronny Rat

No, I havenít purchased the DVD of
Broke Back Mountain, but I did
manage to soak my feet in Trish's fountain.

Trish might be a Canadian
I hate to tell her this, but Iím a two tit man.

© 4/6/06
Copyright
Ron Axelson





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Reviewed by Southern Comfort
Have Mercy! So from what I can gather, you be a hooter man, aint them little critters cute, I never seen a man that didn't take a shine to them! HUGS! SC
Reviewed by alejapoet@aol.com Bennett
LOVE YOUR STYLE AND SENSE OF HUMOR AND THE PICTURE ABOVE THE POEM WAS CUTE ALSO. GREAT TO MEET YOU FELLOW POET AND KEEP THAT SMILE.
Reviewed by Sandi Schraut
Omigosh this is a laugh riot!!! Ron you do have a way with the sketchs and the words!!! May you make us laugh again real soon lolol!
Reviewed by Sandie Angel
Hahaha! What a riot!!! You two are a match!!!

Sandie May Angel a.k.a. Sandie Angel :o)
Reviewed by Retta (Reindeer) Mckenzie
Oh Dear Ron, This is so funny and cute, love the poem and the art!

Reindeer
Reviewed by Marilyn Seray
Hahahahaha, this is too funny. what a great sense of humor you have!
Reviewed by David Young
Good one, I needed the laugh.
Reviewed by Jenni Kalicharan
Lmao....I have missed your humour, Ron.... Just popping in here tonight and I'm glad yours was the first I read..
Hope all is well with you...
Hugs
Jenni
Reviewed by Katy Walsvik
Tit for tat, eh, Ron? lol

Jays, I thought that was me up there... then I looked in the mirror. Sigh...

ah, well... I stopped on by because I happen to think reading you and giggling are necessities in life. Wheeeee... hilarious! katy xox
Reviewed by Kate Clifford
Wonderful to see you back with your humor :-)
Reviewed by Jeanette Foresta
OOOH Ron! LOL I see she got you sketching and writing again heheheh
Reviewed by Regis Auffray
Thank you for sharing your gift of humor and art, Ron. Love and peace to you,

Regis
Reviewed by Paul Williams
Lol totally tits up...nice one Ron.

Paul;-)
Reviewed by Trish - The Trickster
LOL...this is great and nice to see something has finally spurred your butt back into the saddle, and what a cute butt that is...LOL. Great to see you creating again....next time you stop, remember I will be watching, whether here or not.

Love it you little rat...smoooooooooh, Trish

Oh and ignore Tinky....your mouth is sweet enough...I could tell you tales about that girl...that would curl your socks. LOL. Still loves ya Tinky.
Reviewed by Tinka Boukes
whahahahahah...Ronnytitman!!

A mouth like yours needs a little jam!!

SmooooOOOOcher!!

Love Tinky
Reviewed by George Carroll
A splash of your humor in this delightful write and sketch. You've been away too long. Welcome back.
Reviewed by Ed Matlack
Witch which is that, or is it, which witch, now you got me all confuzzled...those two could belong to a milk producing cow, damn but they are large...as always, Ron, I enjoyed...Ed
Reviewed by jude forese
too cool, Ron ... lol ...
Reviewed by E T Waldron
Ronnie my friend you are toooooooooooo funny! That ought to show trickster a thing or two.You know I never liked that name I preferred Ronnie the Rooster but she made snide remarks about strutting cock of the walk,you know Trish(heehee)(only kidding;-) anyway this is a great write and I'm so glad to see you back!!!Great art too!

Love,

Eileen.sm0000000000ch...
Reviewed by Lynn Barry
He's definitely BACK!...and as funny and clever as ever...good to have you back, CUZZ
Reviewed by Karla Dorman, The StormSpinner
Ron,

Me thinks you're in troooooooooooouble! LOL Too funny!!!!!!!!!!

(((HUGS))) and love, Karla.
Reviewed by Karen Lynn Vidra, The Texas Tornado
LOL
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