So Rufuz how is your dad, really?

“Well he is lovable and comes home to me all touchy feely…”

And Ed what is it you love the most about your pup?

“Woof, woof, ruff, grrr, howl, whine & lick…”

Ah I see, and Rufuz are you happy?

“Well daddy can be weird at times, but I love to call him pappy…”

This is all very interesting, so Ed tell us how did you train him?

“OHHHHH, ruff, ruff, yelp, slurp and growl…”

Well, Rufuz, when you play who is the alpha male?

“Don’t tell daddy, but I am the boss, he the subordinate…”

Ed, just one more question, who is the real boss of the relationship?

“GRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR…!!”

Now Ed, down boy, hey no biting, be a good boy,

Oh Rufuz, can you help me, your daddy is using me like a toy,

You got yourself into that predicament, don’t be coy…J

© ed ~ 4/18/06