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Three Shorts...
by Ed Matlack

Wednesday, April 19, 2006
Rated "G" by the Author.
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(1) Is an unfound clue still a clue…?


Clue pounded,

Into the grounded,

At myself astounded,

Back it was rebounded,

As usual I am confounded…J


(2) Death micro-waved…


Warmed over,

Night out on the town,

Sick as a rover,

Even with sunglasses I frown…J


(3) Heck in a hand basket…


The worlds gone cafluey,

The country has gone all gooey,

Cities are happy with Louie’s,

To eat one must chewy,

For sex one must screwy…J

© ed ~ 4/19/06

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Reviewed by Sue Hess 4/20/2006
is an unwritten poem still a poem? i seem to be out of those, written or unwritten.
Reviewed by Birgit and Roger Pratcher 4/20/2006
The thing about the clue is truely puzzling...
Birgit and Roger
Reviewed by Tinka Boukes 4/20/2006
Three wise writes.......hey you lost ALOT of weight...nice shorts!!

And those legs......Did Rufuz trade you for another daddy??

Love Tinka :)

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