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Three Shorts...
by Ed Matlack

Wednesday, April 19, 2006
Rated "G" by the Author.
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(1) Is an unfound clue still a clue…?


 


Clue pounded,


Into the grounded,


At myself astounded,


Back it was rebounded,


As usual I am confounded…J


 


(2) Death micro-waved…


 


Warmed over,


Night out on the town,


Sick as a rover,


Even with sunglasses I frown…J


 


(3) Heck in a hand basket…


 


The worlds gone cafluey,


The country has gone all gooey,


Cities are happy with Louie’s,


To eat one must chewy,


For sex one must screwy…J


© ed ~ 4/19/06


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Reviewed by Sue Hess 4/20/2006
is an unwritten poem still a poem? i seem to be out of those, written or unwritten.
Reviewed by Birgit and Roger Pratcher 4/20/2006
The thing about the clue is truely puzzling...
Birgit and Roger
Reviewed by Tinka Boukes 4/20/2006
Three wise writes.......hey you lost ALOT of weight...nice shorts!!

And those legs......Did Rufuz trade you for another daddy??

Love Tinka :)
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