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  pteioc befakasrt (for Joseph*’s “scrambled” challenge)
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Thursday, April 20, 2006
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(the real challenge was to try and scramble the words with the spell-checker continuously correcting them, LOL!)

pteioc befakasrt (for Joseph*’s “scrambled” challenge)


in utenburtale tioruml is tihs pteioc cehf, eggs
of cateroin witanig to be borekn, the pgae silzinzg
and msue and mnid siltl angurig on waht I suhlod sbarlmce
tiehr misgnus wtih.

srroy, my draes, picatneie has jtus mteled and soon it
wlil brun – so, hree go melery the ylok and the wtihe of wdros
all bateen tehgoter puls a pnhic of slat taht I cna’t aiovd.

and a pialn olemet of pteioc itnet, I’m ariafd, wlil be all
ylo’ul be gitetnig for befakasrt taody!




... and here is the "unscrambled" version. enjoy! :0)

poetic breakfast (for Joseph*’s "scrambled" challenge)


in unutterable turmoil is this poetic chef, eggs
of creation waiting to be broken, the page sizzling
and muse and mind still arguing on what I should scramble
their musings with.

sorry, my dears, patience has just melted and soon it
will burn – so, here go merely the yolk and the white of words
all beaten together plus a pinch of salt that I can’t avoid.

and a plain omelet of poetic intent, I’m afraid, will be all
you’ll be getting for breakfast today!


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Reviewed by Joseph* OneLight*® 4/21/2006

Thank You for such a clever and creative response to the challenge!
This "pteioc befakasrt" is just what's needed to get the new day off to a wonderful beginning.

Savouring every bite,
Reviewed by Karla Dorman, The StormSpinner 4/21/2006

You not only met the challenge, you far surpassed it. Clever, clever you! Enjoyed this one.

(((HUGS))) and love, Karla.
Reviewed by Vesna Blueflame 4/21/2006
LOL!! Perfection! Love it!!

Reviewed by E T Waldron 4/20/2006
You are the Queen, Alexandra! A splendid answer to the challenge.
I love the humor too, great last line!;-)

Reviewed by Felix Perry 4/20/2006
Kewl write, I didn't see the challenge but I get the drift, and I think you mastered it very well.

Reviewed by Alexandra* OneLight*® Authors & Creations 4/20/2006
should this scrambled thing be too impossible to... huh... eat, soon I'll post the "unscrambled" version right here. in the meantime, however, I challenge you... to enjoy deciphering this "pteioc" dish! LOL!
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