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teef
by Sandra S Corona

Friday, April 21, 2006
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A little 'southern' humor about teef :)!
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teef are made fur chewin’
but there are leeks spewin’
if yore chawin’ ‘baccies good
and yore spittin’ as one should
so what if some splat on the floor

dey say it stains yore teef
but no more than hog’s feet
’Tain’t sumptin to promote
like lawn moors of billy goat
or purdy screens in da door

yore teef may turn yellow
in town dere’s a fellow
who claims he can clean yore mouth
’tis a pity that it’s Ralph
and he likes torturing galore

God gav us teef to eat
(e’rybody likes sweet)
so dey fall out now and den
ya don’t have to smile my friend
e’rybody knows youse is poor

whod want to keep teef white
enough to shine like light
dey say yellow’s natural
dentists’ jus want teef to pull
rich want to keep teef like before

like children our teef fall
but dats da good Lord’s call
He’d a glued dem in real well
if deys meant to last a spell
we ain’t ta bye dem in a store

teef are made fur chewin’
modern times are brewin’
to make dem last forever
but dey can pain ya brother
don’t cha see dat man anymore


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Reviewed by Gloria Buono Daly 5/12/2006
For me, thinking of teeth will never be the same. Look out for "the gruesome toothsome." Thank goodness for floss. Very entertaining. My best, Gloria
Reviewed by Michelle Kidwell Power In The Pen 4/22/2006
LOL Sandra
God Bless
Michelle!
Reviewed by Crystal Silver Angel (Reader) 4/21/2006
I love that Southern humor...He he he..Sandra, your a gas, girly..

(((Love, JoAnne )))
Reviewed by B Thomas Daniels 4/21/2006
ohh too funny

Great laugh on this one

Tom
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